Orland Bloom Fame Ho Shirtless Workout With Thirsty Man

A post shared by Orlando Bloom (@orlandobloom) on Sep 13, 2017 at 11:45am PDT

We have a little saying here at Fleshbot Gay that goes "Orland Bloom isn't really that hot," but the forty-year-old Brit is doing everything he can to prove us and the world wrong with a new series of shameless fame ho Instagram videos! 

Orlando Bloom can be seen fine-tuning his ageless body through workouts while a man, apparent nutritionist to the stars Jamie Oliver, watches with a drippy dick. (I know he's just being a bro straight guy who thinks it's hilar to pretend to be gay and grab Bloom's ass, but I also know he would take Bloom's rubbery peen in a second. I just know it.)

As if there was any question as to Bloom's Insta slut capabilities, he somehow ropes The Rock into his shenanigans with the caption:

inspired by @therock who takes his entire gym with him everywhere he films respect seems my biceps are basically the size of his index finger #workoutwednesday @lifefitness

The Rock doesn't know who you are. Check out Bloom in all his sweaty shirtless action in the clips, and if you need a refresher, see his Katy Perry paddleboarding dick pics HERE. 

mans gotta eat #workoutwednesday learning to cook, compliments of my brotha @sinclairfischergray @jamieoliver

A post shared by Orlando Bloom (@orlandobloom) on Sep 13, 2017 at 4:54pm PDT

an evening dip which is something i'm profoundly grateful for #workoutwednesday #nodaysoff #thoughtomostitlookslikeadayoff

A post shared by Orlando Bloom (@orlandobloom) on Sep 13, 2017 at 6:21pm PDT