Uncensored Orlando Bloom Paddle Boarding Pictures

August 4, 2016
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Orlando Bloom Uncensored Nude Picture

Ever since Orlando Bloom was photographed completely naked while paddle boarding with Katy Perry, the world has been waiting with baited breath for the uncensored pictures of Orlando Bloom to come out. The Daily News was the first source to post the images, and ever since they have been spreading like wildfire across the Internet, because, I mean, we all want to see that Orlando Bloom penis.

Like the rest of the world, I've been Googling "Uncensored Orlando Bloom Pictures" over and thankfully the gods of nudity delivered with these hot full frontal images! The actor was on vacation with his girlfriend Katy Perry in Italy, and for some reason he went completely nude while she just chilled in a bikini. Maybe it's because he's European? Whatever the reason, this little setup they have certainly works for me!

Interestingly, Bloom's penis reminds me somewhat of Michael Fassbender's (I KNOW, blasphemy, but just hold on a second), because even though it's not as much of a butthole destroyer, Orlando's has a similar girth to length ratio, and the bush, if left untouched, is just a couple months away from being a dead ringer:

Do with that information, what you wish. Odds are you're not even reading this and are just staring at Orlando Bloom's naked pics, and I don't blame you one bit.