Previous Straight Gus Kenworthy Made Out With This A-List Starlet

July 19, 2017
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Same. . . . . . Thank you to ?@Carlosf2275?'s tweet for bringing this important side-by-side to my attention. #BodyIssue

A post shared by gus kenworthy (@guskenworthy) on Jul 7, 2017 at 11:35am PDT

Before Gus Kenworthy had gays prepping their diaphragms by coming out in 2015 to ESPN Magazine, the dick-wettingly hot Olympian was on the straight and narrow with none other than Miley Cyrus! ::Sings:: "I came inside you like a wrecking ball!"

On a podcast called "Allegedly," Kenworthy states it all went down while being drilled about his celebrity crush on an NBC panel during the Sochi Olympics. Stars, they're just like us. We lied about celebrity crushes over mush during high school cafeteria chatter. Kenworthy did it to millions of people during the most prestigious sporting event in the world:

I was sitting there like, ‘Do I say Zac Efron or Jake Gyllenhaal and play it off like I’m joking?’ I didn’t know what to do and so I was like, ‘Um … Miley Cyrus.

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A post shared by gus kenworthy (@guskenworthy) on Mar 4, 2014 at 11:22pm PST

Cyrus apparently saw something that she wanted to.... Climb.... because she quickly reached out:

Miley tweets me back and follows me and starts messaging me and I’m like, “'Oh, my God, this is f--king crazy. We’re friends and she’s a gay icon.'

[My friends and I] all went to [her] show and then partied with her afterwards and it was really cool. We never slept together. I had the opportunity, but we had a makeout. It was great! She’s really, really sweet and I’ve hung out with her a few times since. She’s back with Liam [Hemsworth]— she wasn’t at that time — and I got to meet him a couple of times and they’re great.

Great. So, what Gus is saying is that his tongue has touched the same tongue that's brought unbridled pleasure to Liam Hemsworth. Not the best thing in my spank bank, but not the worst! He expands on not wanting to Hannah Mount-ana Cyrus, but still enjoying the experience:

I had fun, but I also felt like really crazy guilty afterwards. And I wasn’t sure if it was because I was maybe doing something that was like, ‘Does everybody feel guilty after doing this? Or is it because I’m gay and really hiding it?’ But I was able to do it and enjoyed it kind of. And I also felt like it was what I was supposed to be doing.

Think what you will of Miley Cyrus, girl knows how to git what's hers! Oh, and let's hope Zac Efron or Jake Gyllenhaal reads this and decides to direct message Kenworthy to give dick a go. That's the interview I really want!