The Men of Vanderpump Rules Baring It All!

January 29, 2024
ALEXANDER

Alrightyyyyy! This week sees the return of Vanderpump Rules, the reality show that has survived for 11 seasons with an epic, pop culture dominating last season where two of the show's leads, Tom Sandoval and Ariana Madix, have a massive split due to Tom's affair. Note to Tom: You are on a reality TV show, people will find out. DUH! Known as Scandoval, the affair and the drama that engulfed the show's entire cast, became meme fodder and made headlines. In somewhat of a positive, Ariana's career got a mega boost from commercials, talk show appearances, and even an upcoming Broadway stint as the world took her side after Tom's actions ruined a fairy tale relationship that we had bought into for years.

Whether you are a fan or not, there's no mistaking that some of these Vanderpump Rules boys are hot. While we don't condone cheating, we can still take a peek at some of the boys' antics from past seasons and the skin that was often flashed during the show. Bubble butts, bulges, and good hair...this show has it all. Add a bucket full of drama and it's addicting TV. Here are some of our favorite baring it all moments courtesy of Mr. Man:

Ok, Tom Schwartz is a cutie. He's a bit nerdy, has that just-got-out-of-bed hair look we like, and apparently, he's got a great bubble butt. It's hot and compact, and we'd like a pinch. We aren't so sure about the photoshoot where his rump is decorated with meats...but we wouldn't complain if offered to put our meat there instead. Also, we've learned that tattooing someone's name on your cheeks is a recipe for breakup.

Ok, once again we will go on the record, unless you are in an open relationship, you shouldn't be cheating on your partner. Shame on you, Sandoval! Butt...we mean, but, check out this clip where he rubs his hot ass on Schwartz's face. It looks round, hard, and smooth...yum!

Sandoval doesn't seem shy about showing off his butt. Castmate James Kennedy takes a golf shot of Tom's ass in this clip...hmmmm, Tom doesn't seem too uncomfortable in having something between his cheeks.

These two boys just can't stop showing off their butts! Again, stop with the name tattoos...we see nothing but (butt) breakups in your future.

Truth be told, we didn't think we'd miss past cast member Jax Taylor so much. Yes, he's a bit of a jerk, yes, he's a troublemaker...but yes, he's straight boy hot....who also loves showing off his ass. He is coming back to Bravo though in his own VP Rules spinoff titled The Valley. Let's hope he'll show more buns.

Jax has that almost dad bod, thick and juicy in the right places. What do you think of his bulge?

The jury is still out on cast member James Kennedy. Though he is a major ass, it's not proven that he actually has one. Though we love his hungover shirtless moments.