National Beans and Frank Day: Clearest Views Of Cocks And Balls

Did you know that National Beans & Frank Day came and went this week? This tried and true American comfort food has the folks at Mr. Man thinking about another type of beans and franks, of the ball and penis variety. These are the best shots that clearly feature actors’ cocks and balls fully visible, starting with Michael Pitt in The Dreamers. Eva Green finds a photo of herself sandwiched between Michael’s frank and his beans and peels it off as Louis Garrel watches.

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The most beans and franks in a single scene goes to the retro porn series Minx. Sausages of all shapes and sizes vie for a spot in the titular dirty magazine during an audition scene for the ages.

Elmer Bäck goes above and beyond in the Mexican movie about Sergei Eisenstein, titled Eisenstein in Guanajuato. There are many shots of his penis, but our favorite is this lively shower dance, including a very close-up shot of Elmer’s uncut penis.

Christophe de Coster is a bottomless wonder in the season two opener of Vida. He hangs out with his wang out during an orgy scene, but prefers a more passive approach, watching from the sidelines instead of joining in on the fun. Hey, the party is wherever Christophe de Coster is.

One of the best gay movies in years, the recently released Horseplay, features nine actors who go frontal as they vacation together in a house. If this reminds you of 2016’s Taekwondo, it’s because Horseplay is from the same director Marco Berger, who specializes in homoerotic groups of men. So do we. So. Do. We.

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