This Sunday, some of the best athletes in the country are going to come together to see who can do a better job of tackling each other, while also scoring some points along the way. That's right, it's February which means it's also Super Bowl season! And as the Philadelphia Eagles and the Kansas City Chiefs face off against each other, it also means it's time to watch a whole bevy of hot men getting sweaty with each other! Here's a look at our faves from each team.
Philadelphia Eagles
Jason Kelce
If you love big, sexy bears as much as I do, then you're going to love Jason Kelce! Kelce plays Center for the Eagles, and is one of the best athletes in the NFL, to say nothing of what an incredible personality he has proven to be. After the Eagles won the Super Bowl in 2018, Kelce gave what is considered to be one of the greatest, funniest, and curse-laden speeches in sports history.
Jalen Hurts
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Jalen Hurts is so goddamn sexy and it hurts so good. I mean I wasn't gonna NOT make that pun. The Quarterback for Philly is not only one hell of an athlete and leader for the team, but he is also breathtakingly beautiful. A jaw that can cut glass, eyes that can cut through to my soul, and a swagger that cuts through all the bullshit and hopefully leads right back to my endzone.
Jordan Mailata
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Originally an Australian rugby player, Jordan Mailata is a towering 6'8" and 366 pounds of muscle. With his dark hair and deep brows, Mailata is the quintessential "tall, dark, and handsome" which only adds to what any incredible athlete he is, as well. Having performed on The Masked Singer, this wonder from Down Under reminded the world once again about what an outstanding singer he is when The Eagles released a Christmas album titled, "A Philly Special Christmas", which is a nod to their now-famous trick play they ran during the 2018 Super Bowl; the play was titled, "The Philly Special." If you haven't seen/heard him sing yet, give it a look here (along with Jason Kelce and a few other Eagles).
Darius Slay
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Is Darius Slay an amazing athlete? Absolutely! Is he also gorgeous with an incredible amount of both style and swagger? Definitely! But let's be real here: HIS LAST NAME IS SLAY. Slay, Darius. Slay.
Dallas Goedert
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The NFL has a wide variety of types: some are big beefy bears like Jason Kelce, and others are smooth jocks like Darius Slay. But others... well... others do something to us that is a bit tougher to put into words. Some are so beautiful that when you see them, you're not quite sure what to do. Enter: Dallas Goedert. Goedert is a Tight End for "The Birds" (insert all the tight end jokes here), but more importantly, he's the star of all my life's greatest romantic dreams.
Kansas City Chiefs
Travis Kelce
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Wait a minute, Tommy. Didn't you already write about someone named Kelce? I sure did, but that was Jason Kelce; this is Travis Kelce. And the gag of it all? These two Adonises of the field are brothers! That's right, facing off against each other on opposite ends of the field are brothers Jason and Travis Kelce. While Jason is a big, beefy, bearded bear, Travis is a big, beefy, bro of a jock. He's tall, his hair is cropped, and he's got a bit more of a fresh face than his older brother, Jason. But he's still hot as fuck and could get it, give it, or just side it. Anything you want, Travis!
JuJu Smith-Schuster
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You may know JuJu Smith-Schuster best as 1.) the wide receiver for Kansas City, or 2.) his IG ads for Gillette where he's nothing but a towel. I decidedly know him best from the latter versus the former. With a body, face, and athletic skills Smith-Schuster has, he's giving nothing but good JuJu as far as I can tell. Woof!
Justin Watson
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Another Wide Receiver for Kansas City, Justin Watson reminds me of every sexy guy I used to have a crush on going to church back in the day. He's tall, chiseled, and has coiffed hair that makes all the guys swoon.
Harrison Butker
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Listen... Harrison Butker, the Place Kicker for Kansas City, is apparently married to a woman and has been since 2018. But all I'm saying is this man knows how to put a fucking lewk together. Almost every single picture on his IG page shows him looking dapper as fuck, neatly clad in one hell of a well-put-together look. I'll bet he's got some stories from before he was married.
Trent McDuffie
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There's no real hiding it, is there? I LOVE an apple-cheeked, baby-faced man, and that is a damn good topline description of Cornerback Trent McDuffie. He's got a smile that will make your knees quiver, and an athleticism that lets you know he's got some STAMINA! And with a full-sleeve tattoo on one arm, this 22-year-old is thankfully one of the fresher faces in the league, which means there are likely years to come of enjoying this rising star. *Swoons*
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