Hi there!! It’s been a hefty week in pop culture! So much is happening! We’ve got Doja Cat at fashion week dressed as a hemorrhoid! Madonna’s self-directed biopic is indefinitely put on hold! Kim Petras is nominated for a Grammy!! And she’s performing!! Paris Hilton had a baby in secret, and someone needs to stop sending the police to Britney Spears’ house! That’s not very glamorous behavior!! There’s a lot to talk about this week, and I’m also bringing you some fierce adult content for your perusal. So grab some tea, a fistful of lotion, and get into all of it!!
This news story had me shook! I could not believe Paris Hilton had an entire human baby without any of us finding out!! When I saw the news that she’d become a mom, I thought, “Wait. Didn’t we just see her perform at Miley Cyrus’ New Year's Eve show?” How is this possible!? Turns out Paris and her husband Carter had a baby via surrogate. Very smart!! They still haven’t shown any pictures of the baby or revealed his name. I feel like it’ll probably be named Winston Bentley Hilton or something rich like that.
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So I’ve heard rumblings of a possible Madonna biopic for a while now. Remember when the gays went crazy on Twitter trying to predict who should play Madonna?? Apparently, there was some truth to the rumors, and Madonna was supposed to direct the movie herself. The biopic was set to star Julia Garner (she was in Ozark, Inventing Anna, Robot Chicken, and a bunch of other stuff). Her IMDb page even shows a pre-production credit for the Madonna movie! However, since Madonna’s recent tour announcement, the movie has been put on hold indefinitely. Will we ever see this movie? Who knows!? Will I be able to get tickets to this Madonna tour? Who knows?!
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This is a Kim Petras appreciation post!!! It was just announced that our queen Kim Petras will be making her Grammy stage debut this year!! The 2023 Grammy Awards Ceremony will be on Sunday, February 5th, and this makes her the first out trans person to perform! This is a big deal!! She’s also a first-time nominee this year for Best Pop Duo/Group Performance for her song “Unholy” with Sam Smith. Sam Smith was also announced as a performer, so we can assume they’ll probably perform their song together. But I’m hoping we get to see more from them both! I’ll be at the edge of my gay seat!
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Some would say Doja Cat is not well. I’d say she’s never been better!! She dazzled this week at Paris Fashion Week covered in red stones. The memes alone were incredible. Someone said she looked like the anal fissure in your ass watching you take another dick! I screamed, laughed, and then cried because it hit close to home for me. Doja Cat also showed up to Viktor & Rolf's Haute Couture show in a brown pinstriped suit and what looked like false eyelashes glued onto her face as eyebrows and facial hair. I truly don’t think enough people appreciate the humor and camp of Doja Cat and everything she does.
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Okay, I’m not saying this is the gays’ fault. But, I wouldn’t be surprised. Basically, fans freaked out when Britney Spears deleted her Instagram account and called the cops to her house. I have several questions… How do you know her address? Do you just call the police and say Britney’s house and they just know? Also, she’s deleted her account before. She always comes back in a few days with a picture of her naked with a flower emoji on her flower and a long caption about taking time for herself or something. Leave this poor woman alone! She’s been through enough already. Some fans still believe that not all is well since her conservatorship was terminated last year. At this point, I just think she’s a 41-year-old woman with an iPhone and a ton of trauma to work through. And calling the police to her house is not helping!
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