Those Hard Brit Lads Keep Getting Bigger and Harder; Meet Drew Brody and His Massive Schlong

If you remember a while back I wrote about another Hard Brit Lads scene in which I mentioned that British men all seem to have baby arms swinging between their legs. Meet Drew Brody. He doesn't have a baby arm swinging between his legs, he has a toddler's leg. Dear lordy lord in heaven is this guy packing some serious monster meat. I think he might play cricket with that thing. His scene partner, Robbie Turner, is certainly up for the challenge, and rises to it with aplomb and dignity, though the sight of that massive cock slapping his face and jamming into his cheeks is less than dignified. While he may not have sucked Brody down to the pubes, I certainly applaud his attempt. (Side story, cut to a few years back and yer boy Hank here and my BF are sucking dicks in London's XXL party in the back room. One hulking slab of rugby beef walks up, hauls out his prodigious member, and I sit back and say "Sorry, but babe this one's all yours." I didn't even try; I thought it would split my head in two. I'm no serpent who can unhinge its jaw! The BF did a fine job, and it's for reasons like this that I say "Kudos to you, Mr. Turner!")

Brody's cock is huge, Let's just say that. It's long, it's thick, it's widely flared at the head...it's a goddam force of nature. It so large it creates its own weather patterns. It's so large, it pays a separate docking fee when he goes sailing. It's so large if you painted an "X" on it, helicopters would want to land. I'm surprised he doesn't pass out from blood loss when he's fully hard. And it's uncut! It's the kind of dick whose owner thinks "Hell, I'm not wasting this on chicks!"

It's big is what I'm saying, and it's Turner's job to satisfy its need.

As all HBL scenes start, the two are clad in thin sport shorts, making out and feeling each other up. Brody gets some licking and sucking in on Turner's trim body and uncut dick, but we're here for Brody's anaconda, and Turner drops to his knees to try to tame it. He doesn't but damn, it's fun watching him try. He does a fine job, and looks fine, mouthing it up and down, teasing the head, slathering his tongue up and down its many inches, and breathing in deep to get it as far down his throat before it strangles him. Laid back on the couch, he spreads his legs to get some of his own head as Brody sucks his dick whilst fingering his fury hole, opening up his ass with his mouth and fingers before they go back to some more snake charming.

Bent over, Turner braces himself against the couch for the tumultuous pummeling that he's about to receive. Brody dons a condom and presses against his tight, resistant hole. But putting mind of matter, Turner opens up and Brody slides in...halfway...and after an editing cut which contained footage I'm sure involved a lot more lube applications, slow cock working, coaxing, pleading from the producer to get back on set, and an increase in pay, Turner is taking pretty much all that Brody has to offer.

On his hands and knees, side by side, and on his back, Turner is a fucking champ as he wills his asshole to accept Brody's pumping pipe until they're both ready to shoot. Having that vicious beast in his face, the balls dangling against his lips, Turner whacks out a nice amount of cream before Brody unleashes his own thick spurts that coat Turner's chin and cheeks.

And breathe!

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