Oversexed Nymphomaniac Ass Monster Pete Buttigieg In Nizastiest Thirst Trap Yet!

November 16, 2020
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Hard on be still! This weekend I was scrolling through Instagram, minding my own businasty, when former presidential hopeful Pete Buttigieg had the nerve to slime my iPhone with his WAP! His husband Chasten Buttigieg posted a pic of Pete filling the fuck out of an off-white t-shirt while chilling on the couch with his mom and their one-eyed dog Truman. But mamaw. What about the one-eyed snake? JK I have nothing.

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But really guys! With his proclivity for formality, we rarely see Pete out of his crisp white dress shirts. This t-shirt is graphic pornography as far as I'm concerned! We can clearly see that Pete is working with thicc guns. Plus even casual observers will notice his rock hard nip poking through his shirt! Plus plus, this angle proves that Pete does his crunches, because that stomach is flat as fuck. And don't you dare get me started on that fat fucking thigh. Don't. You. Dare.

Well, as you can tell, my plans for a future together with Pete Buttigieg are still in full swing and I'm still as determined as ever to make this work! Pete, if you're reading this, call me. Let's make America 'bate again!