Dylan Efron Shakes His Tight Ass Cheeks On Instagram

September 29, 2020
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A post shared by Dylan Efron (@dylanefron) on Aug 29, 2020 at 11:05am PDT

I've said it before and I'll say it again - Zac Efron just doesn't do it for me. WAIT HEAR ME OUT. You see, I'm attracted to Zac Efron's new face in the same way that I'm attracted to Jocelyn Wildenstein, which is not a lot. Or actually at all. Does that make sense?

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Someone I want to make proud.

A post shared by Dylan Efron (@dylanefron) on Jul 30, 2020 at 9:45am PDT

One of the reasons I'm so comfortable giving up on my Zac fantasy is that we have another Efron in waiting who's actually hotter than the original! Efron 2.0-face! His name is of course Dylan Efron, and he's certainly not new to Fleshbot Gay. We've seen his shredded and hairy bod in action during all sorts of manly man outdoor activities, and we've even peeped his perfect ass as he pees on the side of the road.

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Blame @juju for this one...

A post shared by Dylan Efron (@dylanefron) on Sep 23, 2020 at 3:09pm PDT

But who could have known that Dylan would kick things up to truly pornographic levels by twerking his freakishly tight ass in his boxer briefs? I didn't know. I didn't know! This week Dylan took to Instagram to film himself filling the living daylights out of a pair of boxer briefs that are truly fire. In the caption Dylan tags a man - football star JuJu Smith-Schuster - who one can only assume to be his gay lover. I of course don't know the details of this relationship but I do know that anal is on the menu.

Am I being too harsh on Zac Efron? I mean, I love the show Botched, so maybe I need to rethink things? Someone more cynical then myself might construe from Dylan's Instagram presence that he's a raging douchebag. Maybe Zac wins with his personality? Basically who'd you guys rather - Zac or Dylan? Let us know in the comments!