Your Cockprehensive Guide To The ‘Outer Banks’ Prostitutes On Netflix

Netflix is coming for the CW's horny shirtless teens crown with the super popular new series Outer Banks. A series that asks - what if Dawson's Creek involved even more hormones and also buried treasure. And to that premise I say - sign me the hell on up!

Since debuting on April 15th Outer Banks has been one of the top trending shows on Netflix. The critical reviews are iffy (with Forbes stating "Netflix’s ‘Outer Banks’ is ‘Ozark’ meets ‘The OC,’ but worse than both") but I would hope critics would know enough about television to know that there are a specific set of metrics in play when it comes to shows like Outer Banks. We're grading on titties. And hunny, there will be a curve. In yo pants.

Anyway Outer Banks sets up the North Carolina vacation destination as a land of the haves and the have nots, and we meet up with a ragtag teen group of the latter. They're dressed and styled as if American Eagle was still aspirational, which would only bother me if they kept their clothes on. Thankfully they do not, so below you can find a handy dandy rundown of all the shirtless sex workers on Netflix's Outer Banks!

Chase Stokes as John B

He's the voiceover for the series and his hobbies include being a prankster and having cheekbones. It's obvious Netflix is setting him up to be their K.J. Apa, but I'll let you guys decide if that's gonna play out or not.

Rudy Pankow as JJ

He's John's best friend, and John says JJ is the best surfer he knows, though he would never tell that to JJ. Also they're gay lovers.

Jonathan Daviss as Pope

Pope is the brains of the operation and his scholarship is going to be his ticket out of this town. @hotdudesreading

Austin North as Topper

He's the only main shirtless character who's rich, and he's athletic and a pro surfer. As with his costar Chase Stokes, Austin North was voted Best Pornstar Name in high school. And he wins our award for Least Believable 16-Year-Old on Outer Banks.

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