K.J. Apa Was Shirtless As Hell 2 Miles From My Home In Chicago: Story Time

Apparently in the summer of 2017 K.J. Apa was shirtless as holy hell about two miles from my home here in Chicago. How do we know it was 2017? Because this building - One Burnham Park - was still under construction. How do I know the construction timeline of a random Chicago building? Because. Again. I. Fucking. Live. In. Chicago. And. I. Also. Read. Curbed.com.

 

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Take the plunge. #TheLastSummer is now streaming on Netflix.

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Apa stars in the new Netflix teen rom-com The Last Summer, which means that Noah Centineo should be watching his hot muscly back. there's another twenty-something teenager on Netflix and he isn't about to keep on his shirt either! The fact that the one, the only, the quarter-Samoan faux-ginger creamboat himself, K.J. Apa, was in Chicago is no JK. The news lowkey has me reeling. Thoughts like "If I had stalked him would it have worked out?" and "Did we go swimming around the same time, and if so, did some of the water he touched go inside my mouth?" befuddle my brain.

And just to prove that I'm not a pathological liar, here's a pic I took in 2017 from almost the exact spot that K.J. Apa was standing. What might have been...

Photo Credit: Netflix via Mr. Man