New Netflix Series Kiss Me First Shows Freddie Stewart’s Balls

May 2, 2018
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Kiss My Balls First! The series Kiss Me First debuted on Channel 4 in the UK before making its way to Netflix, and follows a woman addicted to a virtual reality video game. I'm addicted to a game called "Cooking Fever" in which I fry up some fun for my hungry customers, but I gather that what dis bish, Leila (Tallulah Haddon) is into is somewhat darker. Frying up dramz. Here's what The Guardian has to say about Kiss Me First:

Tallulah Haddon plays... Leila, [a woman] suddenly shorn of her mother, living alone, getting crappy jobs in rainy London to feed her addiction to escape, in the form of the virtual-reality immersion game Azana. It’s better, for a bit, than poverty and bereavement, these escapes into buttery waterfalls – but then she meets mystery woman Mania in her virtual world, who introduces Leila to the possibility of real pain – and thus real pleasure – in the VR world. Mania emerges in the real-world rain as Tess (Simona Brown, also wonderful), glimpsed outside Leila’s cafe, and she and Tess and her real-world flatmate bond, and all is almost good until it’s time for Azana.

Speaking of buttery waterfalls (rite ladies) super cutie Freddie Steward appears in six episodes, and in the fifth episode titled "The Witch Is Coming" he strips down to reveal his creamy smooth slappable ass and even accidental back balls while changing! Freddie is seriously adorable, and you might have caught him in The Alienist. But odds are you haven't seen him in anything. Thankfully nothing makes a splash on the most prestigious corner of the web - the Gay Internet - like back balls, so without further ado, check out Freddie in Fist Me First! I mean, Kiss My Girth. I mean, drag your sac across my slut face!