Fleshbot Comments 101: Yes, This Means You

There are three certainties in life: death, taxes, and the even sadder fact that no one ever leaves comments on Fleshbot. Which has always confused us even more than, say, the origin of the term "salad toss": based on all the comments we receive via our tipline every day, we know that you're a smart, chatty, and opinionated bunch. So why the silent treatment? If it had anything to do with our seemingly Byzantine audition process, you can now rest assured that we've spiffed up our Comments FAQ to lead you step-by-step through achieving everlasting notoriety among your fellow smuthounds—basically, all you have to do is choose a username and password when you leave your first comment and it will appear on the site as soon as our Magic Comments Genie gets around to approving it. We know that masturbation tends to be a solitary activity and all, but your anonymity is assured—and besides, won't knowing that your public tip about where to find more pics of that insanely hot Japanese A/V model or where to find the best gay stomping fetish videos made a difference in someone else's life be reason enough to speak up every now and then? The world is waiting for you!

· Fleshbot Comments FAQ