Bottom Of The Box Porn: “Harrassment At The Worksite”

March 21, 2007
JONNO

Thanks to the gonad-numbing quantities of screener DVDs that pile up here at Fleshbot Central on a regular basis, sometimes there are movies that we don't even get a chance to open (much less fast forward through) before they wind up in the eternally overflowing box o' smut that occupies more real estate in our quarters than we care to admit. So in a fit of spring cleaning this week, we thought we'd let our pal DS Dave sift through the blizzard of booty in search of hidden treasure we might have overlooked. Good thing we did, too, or else we would've all been deprived of one of most incisive and penetrating employment issue-related porn movies ever made, and then where would we be?

Read more about what makes Mack Studio's "Harrassment At The Worksite" essential viewing for every human resource professional (as well as anyone into crazy hot French construction workers having lots of sweaty rough buttsex) after the jump.

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Harrassment At The Worksite
Mack Studios/Hairy Studs Video, 2006
Directed by Mack Manus
Starring Mack Manus, Gerald, Max, Matt, Kyper, Taurus

Review by DS Dave

Some people think living in the attic of Fleshbot HQ like I do is all sunshine and skittles. True, there is always a huge box of dirty movies up for grabs at the bottom of the stairs, but what ends up in the box is usually there for one reason and one reason only: no one else wants it. And is there anything more sad than unwanted porn?

Still, D-list porn is sometimes better than no porn at all (especially when it's free), so I do stop and sift through the dregs on my way to the laundry room now and then. And occasionally I am rewarded with a hidden gem like "Harassment At The Worksite". Now, don't be fooled—although I'm fairly certain that the unimaginative title is what led to this particular disk, um, falling through the cracks around here, HATW may well be the hottest movie about a bunch of French construction workers shoving each other around, fucking in wet cement, showering with a garden hose, and gang-banging their pushy supervisor ever filmed. Plus it gets super extra bonus points for containing what is surely the most convincingly shot gravel-pit fistfight scene ever to end with rough gay buttsex.

Did I mention the movie is entirely in French with no subtitles? This really is a shame, since the actors talk a lot, and I just know they are saying some seriously filthy shit. Still, just like when you're talking to dogs and toddlers, tone of voice and body language go a long way.