The Incredible Edible Anus: Melts In Your Mouth, Not In Your Pants

OK, we swear we didn't wake up this morning and decided it was going to be butt-related gag day (in more ways than one) here at Fleshbot—but then, it's not every day that a reader sends us a tip about anus-shaped luxury chocolate confections. While the UK-based company's online shop is closed for the season to avoid any potentially disastrous melting mishaps that might occur in shipping (because really, what could possibly be worse than a runny anus?), we're already making plans to start ordering some for our friends and foes alike when October rolls around; after all, saying "Eat My Ass" is one of those things that can have entirely different meanings depending on the context. (Rumors that the company also plans to start making a fodant-filled creampie version were unconfirmed as of press time.)

· The Incredible Edible Belgian Chocolate Anus (edibleanus.com, via theblogblog.net - thanks WB)

Previously: Fleshbot's Valentine's Day Gift Guide, Oysters & Chocolate, NYChocolate Models, Naked Catering