Boyblog Booty Call: Yo Ho Ho (And A Twelve Inch Cock)

· Just in time for the summer Hollywood blockbuster season, here's a collection of the cartoon world's brawny action heroes—thus saving us the discomfort and embarassment of trying to jerk off to the new "Pirates Of The Caribbean" movie at our local multiplex. (zona-erogena.blogspot.com; more of J.C. Etheredge's "Anti-Heroes" here)

· Derek and Vince at College Dudes 24/7 bring us back to those bright college years when, if we weren't tailgating, guzzling beer from a kegger or cheating on our Econ 101 exams, we passed our time having hardcore anal sex in dorm rooms oddly devoid of furniture, posters or computers. Ah, those were the days ... (queerclick.com)

· We're a little late in telling you about this collection of sexy tan line photos, but we were too distracted trying to figure out which button to press in our Mystic Tanning Booth to give us flat abs and perfect bubble butts. It's all a lighting trick, right? (cultofan.blogspot.com)

· Remember, kids: moral decay will weaken your resistance to hung twinks. We just thought you should know. (plushieschwartz.blogspot.com)

· Personal Trainer and Philippine pageant regular James Mark Banzon is given full court press over at Ultimate Pinoy Hunks. He's a Mass Communications major ... and by the looks of things, his mass seems to be communicating just fine. (ultimatepinoyhunks.blogspot.com)

- Collected by VH + JD