The Robbie Williams Sex Marathon

Just because we haven't heard much from Robbie Williams lately doesn't mean he's not, you know, keeping busy: apparently, the gay vague British pop tart trolls websites and message boards "reading hate messages about himself" and most definitely is not gay "despite what everyone thinks." Or at least that's according to The News of the World, which publishes an alleged tell-all from a female friend of Robbie Williams who claims to have had an hours-long marathon of "total rock star sex" with Robbie Williams. (Since he's Googling, we'll keep naming him.)

The details are as colorful as you'd expect in a tabloid tell-all, from dining on ribs and corn on the cob to multiple positions with the apparently modestly endowed star. "We did it in every position imaginable and at the last count I had in my head we had done ten ... He was on top, then I was on top, then we did it with him behind. At one point Robbie carried me in his arms like I was a feather and made love to me while my legs were round his waist and he stood up." Despite all the steamy details, however, we're still having a bit of a problem putting our doubts about his heterosexuality to rest. There are some clues: "[I]nstead of flannel sheets and ripped jeans, his bedroom had the best white Egyptian cotton sheets and designer clothes," notes Robbie's play partner, adding that he "stripped down to his tight black boxers" for a hot tub tryst ... which sounds pretty darn gay to us. (Then again, what self-respecting homosexualist would risk ruining a good pair of tight boxer briefs by wearing them in a hot tub? Now we're even more confused ...)

· My Sex with Robbie Williams (newsoftheworld.co.uk)

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