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gd1.jpgNo, this is not the fossilized schlong of a long-dead woolly mammoth, nor the preserved remains of legendary super-schtupper John Holmes: ladies and gentlemen, is a mollusk. And according to people who know about such things, that's all it is. Maybe our minds are just stuck in the gutter, but we can't help but draw comparisons between this randy-looking bivalve and the numerous latex lookalikes that have cycled through our Marital Aid Test Kitchen; still, when we start fantasizing about clams, perhaps we've crossed some kind of line. (darkroastedblend.com, via BoingBoing)

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