In a moment of unbridled moxie--or possibly drunken boredom--sexy folkster Jay Brannan teamed up with the one, the only, the adorable Margaret Cho to write a surprisingly good diddy about sucking cock. It may not be as catchy as, say, Katie Perry's questionable playlist, but you have to admit it's a lot more clever. With lyrics like "Never met a dick i couldn't milk/My esophagus is lined with silk", we're thinking this might even top "Umbrella" as our favorite summer song of all time. (Click thumbnail for video.)
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