And Just Like That, The Jarics Have Broken Up Again!

Get ready to have your heart broken all over again. Last week, Jordan Jaric posted a picture on his twitter of him and Aden kissing, declaring "some things will never change!" Aden agrees, but not in the way you'd hope.

A few people noticed this in the comments of last week's Jaric post, but we figured that everyone deserved to know. After a slew of blogs, websites and fans all got their hopes up that porn's #1 couple had finally reconciled, Aden decided to go ahead and shit all over our dreams and hopes for future happiness with this Tweet:

That's right, he couldn't just break up with the guy. He had to tell us that they were never back together in the first place. Great. So the Jarics are just pornstar friends who occasionally fuck each other (which is the equivalent of saying that the Jarics are just pornstar friends). What's worse is that we keep seeing tweets like this from poor Jordan:

So maybe Jordan doesn't know the two of them aren't back together? Maybe Aden was all like "listen, I'm not looking for a serious relationship right now." And Jordan was like "Oh, no, me neither. Totally. I hate relationships. Let's just keep it casual!" But really he's still totally in love with Aden and he doesn't realize that holding onto this casual thing will only make it hurt worse.

Wait, no. That was us, sophomore year of college. Well, even if we are projecting a little, this is still the most crushingly depressing thing we've heard in a while. Somebody get us some Häagen Dazs and a copy of "Love Actually." We don't think we'll be leaving our room for a while.

· Aden Jaric (twitter.com)
· Jordan Jaric (twitter.com)