Does This Disproportionately Huge Dong Make Up For These Ugly Tattoos?

With his dark, emo-tastic hair, waifish frame, and disproportionately massive dick, Oliver Youngblood makes for an excellent addition to this sexy threesome from NextDoorTwink. But maybe next time he could leave those ridiculous Count Chocula inspired tattoos at home?

The latest scene from NextDoorTwinks takes three of their hottest ectomorphic lads and puts them together for a raunchy ménage à trois. Dirty blonde cutie Ryan Andrews, the bubble-butted Helix Levin and Oliver Youngblood get wet and wild while enjoying each other's cock's in a pool in sunny California (and how jealous we are!). Youngblood in particular stands out here—partially for his cock, which looks deliciously gigantic on his tiny frame. But he also stands out for his ridiculously bad tattoos.

We've seen some pornstars with bad tats in the past, but this kid takes the cake. Six bats—two of them unfinished—glide their way down the right side of his torso looking like cartoon-rashes from hell on his pale skin. Bright red bolts of lightening spring out of each side of his pelvis as though his cock just defeated one of the immortals from "The Highlander" in a one-on-one sword fight to the death (which, admittedly, is a distinct possibility). The only half-way decent ink he's got is that octopus on his left forearm, and in context it only adds to the cartoony-ness of the entire set. Oliver, you've got two options: get rid of those things or cover yourself in so much ink that nobody will be able to tell one silly cartoon creature from the next. But do something, please! You're hurting your Sexy!

· Poolside Play (nextdoortwink.com)