What the World Needs Now is Live Sex Shows

As big Broadway fans, we prefer our entertainment live. The same goes for sex, which, in America, is hard to see on stage for our sparkling eyes to behold. Oh, how we wish we were in this Canadian club the night Gabriel Clark and Mason Star premiered their sex act, live and in living color.

It's one of the most creative scenes on CockyBoys.com in a while. It—thank gawd—takes place somewhere other than a generic bed or sofa. Not only that, we shift to multiple locations in a mini-epic tour through a Canadian "VIP club." You've surely heard of these bits of male Nirvana, mainly in Montreal, where full frontal strippers are as common as a knocked up Palin kid.

The hotness starts from backstage fluffing to onstage sex. While it cheats by cutting to the boys getting frisky while the club is clearly closed, the shots when the club is open with onlookers watching are hot as hell. But, why is it a few distracted women? This isn't Canada's version of Chippendales, is it?, because the man-on-man action would ruin most female's fantasies. The chicks can get all romantic about Gabriel's horny accent, while we concentrate on his other gifts.

The action ends up after hours, with Gabriel and Mason chilling at the bar, so turned on from their floor show they can't help but finish off with a little butt plowing. The Cocky Boys gang should make a series of live sex shows, which can then be packaged up as a touring event. They've got their first sale right here (crazily waving our hand). The world would be such a better place.

· Gabriel Clark Fucks Mason Star (cockyboys.com)