Your Shirtless Celebrity Roundup Ignores the Fall Chill

Air Conditioners are turning off. Pools are getting covered. Winter wardrobes are coming out. But our shirtless celebrities are stretching the summer out as long as possible by refusing to put on tops. From Fall TV Season premieres to candid shots about town, it may be Fall, but these boys still have it all.

Our psychic powers amaze us. Madame Cedric correctly predicted that hunky Eddie Cibrian would bare his chest for NBC's '60s era "The Playboy Club." As he tries pulling off his best Don Draper impersonation, he more successfully pulled off his shirt. It's worth tuning in if this happens every episode, along with more more more of Laura Benanti playing a bitch-goddess bunny turned club manager.

Celebrities are still catching some surf and sand. Nearly 60-year-old Sting flashed his hairy daddy bod and belly in Hawaii. He still looks mighty sexy, even though he may almost be ordering from the Senior's Menu at IHOP.

Our second prediction of a nudie Ashton Kutcher on "Two and a Half Men" also come true. We're the Prophet of Famous Male Nakedness! In the series premiere, and Ashton's first episode after Charlie Sheen, he spent much of the time walking about shirtless. That's all the info we've got. We've never seen the show, and even a shirtless Ashton can't entice us. Unless he does a gay sex scene...which is unlikely. (Or, maybe we'll predict one.)

Tennis champ and lust object Rafael Nadal wipes the glistening sweat off his smooth body at this year's US Open in Queens, New York. We could smell the glorious scent from that armpit all over Manhattan, like roses near a crisp mountain stream.

A less candid shot of Rafael Nadal has him posing for Armani Underwear. What we'd give to slide those briefs down for glimpse of tennis star booty. We want to try out our backhand.

Trevor Donovan, the Ken Doll of "90210," was spotted keeping his gorgeous figure in shape. His little dark nipples are so intriguing, calling out to be pinched and played with.

Rugby stud Nick Youngquest, a regular fixture here, presented without comment.

Rodiney Santiago may be our favorite cast member from Logo's "The A-List: New York." He's dippy, but not a douchebag. Plus, he seems to have started a legitimate career, at least by the standards of the other jokes on the show. Sure it's modeling and it ain't GQ, but he's pretty to look at and is always stripping in front of snapping cameras. That's enough of a career in our book.

The premiere of "The Vampire Diaries" is really the season premiere of "Seeing Ian Somerhalder Shirtless." In that regard, the episode didn't disappoint, showing his remarkably lean body and new shaggy hairdid. We'll be watching every episode, or at least trolling the nets for the shirtless shots.