What Naked Straight Guys Talk About in the Steamroom

Whoever scripts the YouTube series "Steam Room Stories" needs to start writing gay porn. Dripping with homoeroticism, the series follows the steamy conversations of hot straight dudes as they unwind while naked, none of whom are gay, okay. They're straight, okay.

The series' whole point revolves around straight dudes' paranoia about being considered 'mos, even when constantly finding each other in borderline gay situations. Granted the acting's pretty bad, the writing won't win any awards, and the gags are often worse than a community theatre improv troupe, but who cares if we get to see smooth, pumped out pecs and bulging biceps glistening in the steam...which really is the point, after all. Add in talking about happy endings with dudes, discovering giant dildos, or fighting for the attention of gay patrons, and we've got a web series that makes us break a sweat.

If only the puritans at YouTube weren't so persnickety about nudity. A dropped towel here and there would be nice. Note to the producers: include more bare flesh in the DVD release!

Let's tour our favorite videos. The first one above is titled "Is It Gay?"—full of dudes feeling up each others' muscles and defending it as not queer.

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"Straight Guys Who Gay Flirt"
Hetero boys compete for the attention of gay men. We're more concerned with the accented hottie with the star tattoos. Can he drop the soap?

"Happy Endings"
Or, why men give better massages than women. Demonstration, please!

"Piss Shy"
Owning cock by flashing other dudes. All this needs is a blowjob.

"Everyone is Gay"
Straight cutie freaks out learning all his pals love it up the bum. A stroke victim who's lost his speech has better line readings than the blondie, but he's cute.