These Frisky College Jocks Will “Blow” You Away

We spent time with the men of FratmenSucks.com, the new handjob/blowjob-only site. It's like returning to the tender years of college sexual exploration, where you're just hanging with a bud, and suddenly things turn sexy. Sure many "amateur" sites have the same feel, but here, it doesn't feel like guys on a couch needing to collect a paycheck. The sexual build up feels, dare we say, real.

Fratmen Sucks! is a spin-off of Fratmen.tv, a site we've had a love/hate relationship with because the young jocks are jaw-dropping gorgeous, but they frustratingly do nothing but solos, and only extremely occasionally jack-off together. That's it. Come on, you've got all these hot models lounging about naked, and they can never get it on together. Next!

Enter Fratmen Sucks! (Yes, the exclamation point is part of the title, like "Hello, Dolly!" or "Oklahoma!") If you're looking for fucking, you'll be growing limp quicker than a straight man at a Gaga concert. But if you enjoy tender handjobs with sensual blowjobs without the need for anal play, you've found yourself a winner. These fratmen...suck. Get it? However, we don't like the jokey "slurp" sound when the title comes up on the videos. Everything about the site is so classy, they needn't get vulgar!

The Scenes
The site collects the few action scenes previously on Fratmen.tv along with new exclusives. As a new site, there's only four pages worth of content, but there's plenty enough for a limited membership. Exquisitely shot, the scenes dispense of interviews and chit-chat, and jump right to the erotic visuals. Body worship is the focus, with lots of close-ups of hands caressing nipples, running along abs, and slowly teasing a penis to full erection. Foreplay lovers unite!

The length of the scenes are anywhere from 17 minutes to an hour and a half, in a wide variety of locations. We love the shower scenes... so romantic! Truly, you never know what to expect since, so far, the site has eschewed a formula.

The Men
If you enjoyed the collegiate beauty of the men of Fratmen.tv, you'll love seeming them in man on man action. Many of these guys could be professional models. None, sadly, have body hair. Still, they all look like they stepped out of a fantasyland of American university sexiness, as if all those shirtless A&F hunks swapped spit and bjs. In the scenes we watched, the boys stay rock hard—major thumbs/dicks up.

A downside is that while they are tender, they sometimes aren't exactly passionate. They're, you know, like, dudes, just like, you know, exploring each others' bodies. They can't get too heated up because like, that's, you know, gay. Yet, with all the massages, tender kisses, and hands and mouths just helping a buddy out, we don't mind at all.

The Extras
Each film comes with a moderate photo album (that, frustratingly, doesn't allow you to download images). The older films from Fratmen.tv have very cheap looking screengrabs. The new films have a few professionally shot stills, plus a few better quality screenshots. Non-members can see a few of the photos, along with preview videos, check them out and get a pretty good idea of the site's feel.

Pricing
The cost is a bit steep for a site that doesn't yet have a ton of content, but the 5-day trial isn't too bad for a taste.

$15.95 for 5 days.
$34.95 for 1 month.
$99.95 for 4 months.

All in All
Hot content for the college jock lover, sleekly produced with an emphasis on sexual exploration and tender romance. Handjobs and blowjobs only, so if you need fucking, you'll be left out in the cold.

· FratmenSucks.com