When Dad Goes To College, You’ll Be The One Cumming

We finally got our mitts on a copy of "Dad Goes to College," the feature length porn that stirred controversy because of its taboo subject: father/son sex. Don't worry, all you nervous nellies, it ain't nearly as wince-inducing as you think. In fact, with its focus on creating nearly unbearable sexual tension, the film is one of the hottest DVDs we've gotten in a long while.

"Dad" (played by the aptly named Allen Silver) has returned to college with his young son (Conner Habib). Of course, Dad gets majorly horned around the all-gay students, as the film explores the sex lives of the students around this campus conveniently isolated deep in the woods. The film should be called "Dad Goes Camping," because this looks more like our summers in the wilderness than college.

Intergenerational is the theme here, with pairings of guys in their 20s, 30s, 40s and 50s, instead of the usual blase twinks. The film is a throwback to the old school narrative porn of the '80s and '90s, the kind we'd sit down and watch in its entirety because the plot manages to keep our storytelling interest. (Yes, we used to love the dialogue.) "Dad Goes to College" goes back to the style where guys don't just jump right into fucking, but a fair amount of dialogue-led seduction happens that gradually, believably builds up the sexual tension. (Well, believable in the convoluted world of porn!)

Take the rocking scene where blond twinkie Alex Andrews is bummed he can't get drink at the college bar because he's under 21, and his coach is the bartender (Girth Brooks). Allen Silver convinces Alex to pretend they are father and son, so Allen can convince the bartender to let them all drink. Of course, as shots keep coming, one thing leads to another. The coach joins in as he talks about having stumbled upon his son jacking off, which leads the two older men wondering about young son Alex's dick, which of course comes out. .....Aaaand we're treated to one helluva hot threeway.

Or the scene where a drama student (giganto-dicked Tommy Deluca) visits a school counselor (the delightfully lecherous Ben Bach) because he's concerned about the nude scene in a play he was cast in. The young actor is nervous about his dick being too big, so the counselor (and Allen, who's coincidentally there) convinces him to strip right in the office to get comfortable being naked in front of people. It's all to merely help a young, apprehensive kid out, who also happens to get rock hard. William Higgins in the '80s used to master these sorts of porny seductions.

The other scenes take place at an outdoors woodsy cruising spot called the Overlook, where various men go for random hook-ups that are as steamy as the rest of the film. Surprise guest is Spike, the dark-haired pornstar from a decade ago, still looking sexy.

Now we get to the real father-son sex scenes between Connor Habib and Allen Silver. The first one starts off innocently enough, with the two peeing side by side, which results in boners, and then the inability to control their sexual urges. In the final scene, the duo decide to flip-fuck in the back of a pick-up. The sexual vibe between them is palpable, as the scene ups the tension about the two of them doing the ultimate taboo. Their chemistry (whether real or manufactured) is what makes the sex crazy hot.

So, is the incest thing really much a problem? For us, no, because the duo are obviously not remotely related in real life, so it's not nearly as shocking as The Peters Twins, or the infamously creepy real life father-son jack off. In "Dad Goes to College," the dialogue setting up the daddy-son thing is extremely porny, and comes off merely as intergenerational role play to build up the tension of "forbidden" sex.

Truth be told, burly daddy Allen Silver does come off as a bit predatory. He's jumping through hoops to actively seduce boys 30 years his junior, including his "son." Granted, intergenerational love and sex does happen in real life (that isn't paid for), so the DVD expertly fulfills that particular fantasy. But any real life incest fantasies are going a bit too far.

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