Jail Cells Are Meant For Interracial Sucking

With all the prison shows we've seen, one theme is common: the races always segregate to create violent ethnic divisions. Prisons should take a tip from this porn scene with Christian Thorn and Josh Conners. Sex between men is common in prisons anyway, it might as well bridge the gap between races. Can't hard cocks of different races all just get along?

The Randy Blue video features sleepy Filipino bundle of pure sex Christian passed out in his jail cell. Meanwhile, whiteboi Josh gets tossed in with him, and starts giving a B.J. to our Sleeping Asian Beauty. The rest is like singing the 60s ode to diversity "I'd Like To Teach the World to Sing," except in a prison cell with blowjobs.

The fact that the scene is only oral is a welcome relief from the usual paint by numbers sucking/rimming/fucking. Sure, it'll get some viewers in a tizzy who absolutely must see fucking. We're fine with it. It makes the scene more realistic...as realistic as porn gets, anyway. If this were real life, would it really go all the way to butt pounding? Sure, the blowjob itself probably wouldn't even happen, but, you know, it might.

Anyway, let's view this scene as a call to bring racial harmony via sex to prisons everywhere. Maybe the criminals behind bars wouldn't kill each other if they helped each other blow their wads instead. Sounds logical, right? Right?!

And that's our social service message for the week.

· Christian & Josh (randyblue.com)