Sorry, Duncan Black; Derek Parker is Giving You Some Stiff Competition

From the moment we first saw Derek Parker in a bathtub with then-newbie Duncan Black, we've had a little schoolboy crush on him. It wasn't until we saw him in some real action at Raging Stallion that we started falling hard, and now, we're proud to say we're absolutely crazy about him. We literally love him like a fat kid loves cake; we want to indulge in his frosting, dine on his savory center, and swallow every last crumb.

The truth is this: Derek Parker is fucking brilliant. He looks like a rugged daddy power-top, but he's actually a 27-year-old beefcake that loves getting railed. Don't let his "versatile" label fool you—we can see in his eyes that Derek is actually a piggy power-bottom that probably started doing porn because he knows he's an amazing fuck, not because he needed money or attention.

He's a contestant on Dominic Ford's XXX competition, So You Think You Can Fuck, and although we pegged Duncan Black for an inevitable win, Derek's epic bottoming scene with Topher DiMaggio in Episode 5 is giving us second thoughts.

We've been telling you how how the crafty design of this show has been encouraging contestants to give award-winning performances, but Derek's performance is entirely effortless. From bouncing his perfect bubble butt on Topher's dick to spewing a gooey load on his tatted tummy, expert bottoming comes naturally to Derek, and it could potentially land him a spot in the winner's circle this year.

Although you can watch the show for free, So You Think You Can Fuck sex scenes are exclusively available to Dominic Ford members only.

· Watch Derek Parker (and vote!) in So You Think You Can Fuck at Dominic Ford (DominicFord.com)

We know you're dying to watch, so while your credit card payment processes, check out Derek's supreme skill in our favorite Derek-Parker-bottoming-scene to date, "Carnal Desire" for High Performance Men:

· Watch Derek Parker get fucked good at High Performance Men (HighPerformanceMen.com)

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