Can You Hold My Cock While I Pee, Officer?

Sometimes a blogger could just kiss his editor, like when he assigns a post about a movie made by your favourite director and starring two of your favourite men. Directed by Joe Gage, Dad Gets Into Trouble features Allen Silver and Josh West playing a couple of brothers getting the family business back in shape. Along the way, they take care of some horny 20-somethings, and even a priest.

With suggestive and dirty dialogue, long eye stares, and pregnant pauses, Joe Gage always gives a hackneyed porn scenario a jolt of Viagra. We watch as the sexual tension bubbles and builds. In this scene, police officer Mitch Vaughn has caught Allen Silver with his dick out in a well-known cruising area. Silver claims that he just stopped for a leak, but the officer cuffs him.

Back in Silver's garage: "I really have to piss," Silver says. The officer kicks over a bucket; he won't remove the handcuffs, so he holds Silver's dick and aims it at the bucket. This is pure Joe Gage. He gives us an eye-rolling, unbelievable scenario, but when the cop doesn't immediately drop to his knees – like he would in every other porn video – something magical happens. Through the stares, pauses, and twitches, we start to believe that this might actually happen. The cocksure look on Silver's face tells that he knows he's going to get the cop's hard dick up his ass, it's just a matter of watching the cop figure it out for himself. And make the first move.

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