How Many Times Can Pietro Boselli Take Off His Shirt?

November 7, 2016
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The world's sexiest former math teacher Pietro Boselli has reached a level of physical perfection that is incomprehensible to me, so I basically just see static when I look at him. If you are able to process an actually flawless specimen of masculinity, you will definitely love this new video showing Pietro Boselli taking off his shirt as many times as he can in one minute. Eat your hearts out Lady Gaga and Marina Abramović, THIS is performance art.

In the video, the man that looks like he was peeled right off of a mid 2000's Abercrombie & Fitch shopping bag is shown wearing a black t-shirt and joggers with an elastic waistband, presumably to accommodate his ever expanding muscles. You know practicality gets you whet. As one commenter on the YouTube page pointed out, the peeps being the video, Models.com, really flubbed this one when they decided to have Pietro take off his shirt instead of his pants. For a math teacher this equation shouldn't be that hard: one hot man x ripped bod - pants = instant Gay Internet stardom! Check out the full video below!