River Viiperi Bulge in New Attitude Magazine Photos

River Viiperi is here to tell you that if you don't go shirtless with black overalls and a frumster cardigan that you're fashion garbage, and deserve to leave this earth while curled up under a Kohl's Tony Hawk cargo pants clothes rack. The in-demand model, who recently showed his dick (the same dick he once stuck inside Paris Hilton) in some fan fucking tastic leaked pics, is on the cover of this month's Attitude Magazine. 

The over 20 page spread has all this season's must-haves... for divorced Italian women giving it another go... some of which are truly indescribable. The brands include big names such as Vivienne Westwood, Balenciaga, Versaceto, and Balmain. From Nacho Libre to pre famous Madonna when she lived on one dollar a day (source: VH1's Behind the Music which I watched like it was my damn religion from time to time), River rocks the hell out of whatever he's hawking, because he's River fucking Viiperi! The 24-year-old still has the bod that won't quit, and this shoot gives us some excellent looks at his truly amazing river of thigh hair. The fact that we know where it leads makes this even hotter! Here are the ten thousands pics!

Via Attitude Magazine