Tremors, Too!: In Search of The Mythical Male Full Body Orgasm

I don't think I've ever seen one depicted on film.  Not with men.  Or at least not convincingly.

But I've sure as hell had them.

The Full Body Orgasm  -- you know what I'm talking about if it's ever happened to you.  That sensation of all-over body tremors.  Sometimes you can't speak coherently.  Other times you can even lose control of your hands.

You'd think that with all the explicit spectacle that porn trades in that this bodily phenomenon would be well-documented -- or at least, approximated --  but no, not so much on the male end.  I've seen female performers gush like runaway fire hoses as they squeal with erotic abandon, so I have to figure that's the woman's version of the full-throttle shudder effect. 

Men are a different bag, but for years it was assumed that only women could have multiple and/or expanded orgasms.  Not true.  The problem with money shots in gay porn is that they're very theatrical. Men tend to oversell on camera, so viewers get it into their heads that they're supposed to achieve this three-second volcanic eruption before fading to black.  Porn sells men very short that way.

You can read a ton of quasi-Tantric, moonchild-style lit on the Web -- deep breathing, erogenous zones, pressure points-- that will detail how a man can tap into his full bodily potential, but I'll save you the time.  Firstly, you have to delineate ejaculation from orgasm.  The former is merely the end result; the latter is all about the prolonged act of getting there.  A man can injaculate-- experience the internal sensation of a ejaculation without completion -- multiple times if he just trains himself to do so. 

How?  It's surprisingly simple:  learn to control your urine stream.  If you practice for about a month -- I call it the Stop/Start Method -- then you're conditioning the very same muscles you need to delay ejaculation at will, thus heightening your ability to achieve not just multiple orgasms, but their rhythmic expansion.  You'll hear that men couldn't and shouldn't pull of the full body orgasm.  You'll hear that it's bad for you.  Some say you need a prop to get you there.  Others will contend you have to be flying solo.  I don't buy any of it.

No, the Expanded Orgasm is not unlike climbing Mount Everest to reach The Valley of The Dolls -- it’s a brutal climb to reach that peak, which so few have seen.

But whatta view.