Bryan Cole Is A Filthy Cum Rag At the Gym

Ever wonder what goes down on the gym floor early in the morning? There has to be a reason all those meatheads get to the gym before dawn, and it's not because the steam room is empty. The Next Door exclusive sites may be shuttering, but their newest scene will thankfully answer all your burning questions about the early-risers at the gym. They're just having a huge orgy in the locker room, you guys.

This scene is almost perfect. It's hard to fail when beautiful Cybersocket nominee Bryan Cole is involved, but Brady Jensen is a little too visible this time around. We had an instant raging boner the moment Bryan opened his mouth and spit-shined two dicks like a filthy whore, but maintaining a boner is a serious project when Brady Jensen is barking sexual instructions with that deep, lesbonic voice. Bryan is silent (fuck yes, we hate noisy bottoms), so Campell Stevens does a fantastic job at distracting us from Brady's voice.

It's alright, though. You'll still love this scene for a multitude of reasons, even if Brady Jensen has the sex appeal of a buzzard.

1. For starters, Bryan Cole probably smells like shit. He totally reused his gym clothes this morning, and we bet that musky man scent is better than the world's finest perfumes. We want to put his nasty socks in our mouth and smell his armpits. Yeah, we like it like that.

2. Bryan Cole wears socks and a jockstrap the whole time. DO WE HAVE TO SAY ANYTHING ELSE? We fucking love that shit!

3. Bryan gets fucked like a little pig for 30 minutes and doesn't touch his dick until the end. Is he reading our minds?

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