Does Cody Cummings Jacking a Guy’s Cock Live up to the Hype?

We previously mentioned the overblown Michael Bayish "trailer" to the big Cody Cummings Finally Touches Another Man's Cock scene. It was just released. We've seen it. All 18 minutes of this groundbreaking cinematic curio. Should you? Here's our unprofessional, completely arbitrary, but must-read analysis.

Cody feigning phone conversation as Anthony Romero sucks him off.
Strike. We get the allure of straight guy too aloof to care, but cut the verse and get to the chorus.

The 10-Minute One Way BJ
Strike. Same hogwash we've seen. Thank god for the scrub bar.

Cody reaching around to feel Anthony's Ass and Taint
Score. Cody wouldn't normally touch another man's booty, but seeing him try to sneak in some assplay starts upping the hot factor. Big heart-on for tops who prep their bottom.

Soft, Chaste 1950s Movie Kisses
Strike. Cody and Anthony give each other light lip pecks with all the scorching passion of the May Irwin Kiss.

Anthony Romero's boner stays rock hard and raging.
Score. Anthony, who is a gay, is clearly turned on by getting intimate with a hot as sin straight dude.

Cody starts going flaccid, but gives it the ol' college try.
Foul. Well...Cody feels like he's really straight, so he'll have limpdick. He's giving it the ol' college try, which is hot. So this ranks in the middle.

The mutual J.O.
We can't lie. It's hot. It's the first time we paid complete attention to a Cody Cummings film. It's like landing that elusive hottie you've been secretly lusting after for years, and you get a little bit of nookie from him, so you blow your wad. Cody should keep on going further, since now we're actually interested.

Still, when the cameras turned off, we get the sinking feeling Cody rocked himself to sleep, crying.

· Cody Lends a Hand (codycummings.com)