John Wayne Racy? Guys In Sweatpants Makes Evil Clown Porn

October 28, 2015
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Happy Halloween from Guys In Sweatpants

Trick or treat, smell my feet, put on a scary clown mask and choke me and fuck me in the ass. Guys in Sweatpants is taking Halloween back to a simpler time, before all the $100 costumes and Halloween greeting cards (honestly, who in the world buys those?) by giving us some good ol' fashioned gay evil clown porn. I know, I know I know, when most of you think of clown porn you think of this, but Guys In Sweatpants ups the ante of the usual drill by giving us two sexy guys who fuck like rabbits. After starting the vid with a terrifying clown face that flashes on the screen (thanks a bunch), we see our two creepy men in the woods - one who plays around with a machete and a yoyo and the other who licks a lollypop.

It's hard to tell whether their romp in the woods is post coital and we're getting flashbacks to their fuck fest, or if the fucking is in real time and their forest time was freaky foreplay. Either way, the only plot you'll most likely care about is the one involving that gorgeous dick that jams into the bottom clown's ass like a damn piston. Both evil clowns have thick cocks and balls with perfect bounce. After fucking in a couple different positions - all with equally rapid thrusts - the bottom clown slips out his dick to cum on the bottom's junk while riding reverse cowboy. The boys' grunts are muffled by the masks, and it's great that without seeing their expressions you just assume that they're giving / taking it with the delight of that evil grin.

Is this doing it for you? Is clown porn you're favorite way to get off? Maybe I'm fucked up, but I'm into it.