“Midget Cum #4”: Because Midget Porn Is Forever

You would be forgiven for thinking that Incredible Digital's "Midget Cum #4" was one of those opportunistic porn releases designed to capitalize on current events, seeing how the press release arrived in our inbox on the very same day we heard about a certain high-profile celebrity sex tape involving a certain low-profile celebrity. But in one of those spooky yet delightful coincidences that make life worth living, it seems that the two are completely unrelated: after all, the Verne Troyer thing pretty much came out of nowhere, and the venerable "Midget Cum" series is already on its fourth installment. And although we won't be sure of his credentials until we get our screener, we have no reason to doubt that Baby Gangster is in fact every inch the "larger-than-life midget superstar" the press release tells us he is. So if Mr. Troyer is intending to compete with him for the title, maybe he should watch this first to see how it's done. (Full press release after the jump.)

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Midget Cum #4 – the #1 Midget Seller – Cums at You Again with a Pregger Surprise!

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE:

(Hightstown, NJ) June 26, 2008 – Incredible Digital's number-one selling midget line cums at you again with its latest release – Midget Cum #4, distributed by IVD Exclusives (www.ivd1.com).

Streeting today, Thursday, June 26, 2008, Midget Cum #4 stars the larger-than-life midget superstar, Baby Gangster. This little person may only be three-and-a-half feet tall, but he sure knows how to reach new levels in female stimulation…even if it means he has to stand on a chair or countertop to get there!

In the DVD, the luckiest midget in the world gets to bang a half-dozen chicks… and they tittie-fuck, give blow-jobs, do it doggie-style, and even brush their teeth with Baby Gangster's love potion! Midget Cum #4 is also the debut for Baby Gangster's latest girlfriend, Chloe Veria, a 19-year old Columbian import now steaming up adult lenses. Quasaar Salaam, Lisamelly Vasquez, Mariella Rivera, Incredible and Belli Bardou also star in this latest release. And get this: one of these lovely Latina ladies has a small bun in the oven – but we're not spilling the proverbial beans on which star shows her pregnant belly in the film! You'll just have to check out the movie for yourself to see!

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