Life is typically sedate in the liberal land…

Like a tale by Dickens, Falcon Studios is…

Did you hear?

That’s what pornstar Steven Daigle is doing.

If you’ve ever wondered what it would feel like…

“How is that even possible?” you might ask.

Have you ever wondered if those plaster cast…

The real star of TitanMen’s newest DVD “Eye…

One of the things that drives us crazy is guys…

We all like to get a couple of surprises in bed, but try out a few of the tricks in this electrifying TitanMen feature and you’re bound to find yourself with a bona fide shocker.

Shock Treatment, the first film to be released under TitanMen’s new ROUGH line of DVDs, pushes the studio’s exploration of kink and BDSM to all new extremes of sexiness. Andreas Cavalli, Element, Adam Knox, and TitanMen exclusive Tony Buff all fuck, suck, and spit on each other in the background, but the real stars here are Derek da Silva and hot daddy Mitch Colby. Derek straps Mitch onto a wooden cross and tortures him with one of those fancy/awesome Violet Wand contraptions. Mitch Colby is especially scene-stealing, his cries of pain so visceral that, well, something has to be plugged in.

*****

·Buy Shock Treatment (titanmen.com)

Calling all saliva slurping sluts…have we got a vid for you! TitanMan’s “Folsom Flesh” stars leather pap Tony Buff and leather pup Will Parker generating buckets of spittle in a dungeon decorated by Ursula the Sea Witch gone new wave.

Well, take a look at the flotsam and jetsam this duo gargles up. Whenever Parker’s about to gag on Buff’s eel, he turns his head and practically discharges the entire Atlantic Ocean. We’re a tad suspect he’s accentuating his saliva with some other mystery liquid, since it often looks like he’s spitting up half a coral reef.

The giant flat screen is a nice touch, letting up simultaneously see both the b.j. and Buff’s ecstatic expressions. Things really start heating up once Buff slaps Parker on a black leather table like a fish on the cutting board. Parker deep throats so hard we’re left gasping for air.

Rick Van Sant is one amazing mother fucker. Not only is he sexy, but he can take a whole arm up the ass. Don’t believe us? Just watch “Double Wide: The Best of Rick Van Sant.”

Though the star has recently signed a new contract as a Hot House exclusive, TitanMen has compiled some of his greatest scenes for their studio in the new DVD. Here we see Tony Buff knock on his back door, Dak Ramsey poke his prostate, and Max Schutler give his hole a handjob. If you want the whole collection, buy it this weekend for the bargain price of $29.86, the special price only until Monday. That’s like what the world would be like if Wal-Mart sold porn. Oh, and while you’re there, pick up some Crisco. You’re gonna need it!

We’ve seen some crazy shit at the circus in our day, but no contortionist or trapeze artist can compare to the awesomeness of Tony Buff and Derek da Silva taking turns on a pair of bottoms.

This is a scene from TitanMen’s big top themed “Funhouse,” but don’t worry, there aren’t any mirrors here to make you look fat. There’s just Buff and and da Silva giving their fatties to Rocky Torrez and Josh West. We would say this is a three ring circus but it seems that only two of the rings here are getting used. If there are carnies like this in Ringling Brothers, we’re going to run away with the circus and never come back.

We may think it’s creepy to jerk off next to your brother but there is no better gay male bonding experience than sharing a bottom with a few friends-or strangers, even.

Yeah, that may sound pretty fucked up, but trust and relationships are based on shared experiences, and what better shared experience is there than the inner walls of Tyler Peter‘s eager hole. Just ask Tony Buff, Frank Phillip, and Dirk Jager, who take turns fucking this pass-around party bottom in a scene from TitanMen’s “Folsom Undercover.” Yeah, these guys are sure having a blast and you bet they’re going to be high-fiving each other after they all blow their loads on Peter’s willing body. Those are some trust games we would really like to see on the next company retreat!

YouTube may have cancelled his account but we’re more than happy to bring you clips of Francois Sagat. You know, as long as he’s naked and getting fucked.

This is a scene from 2008′s “The Breakers,” TitanMen’s video that won Best All-Sex Video at the recent GayVN awards. And what a way to celebrate their statue than by sharing part of the hottest three-way in the movie that is packed with hot three-ways. In it Too-Hot-For-TV Sagat gets fucked by Tony Buff while Darius Falke watches on and fondles himself. We never watch and fondle ourselves when checking out YouTube, but we sure will be now!

Usually we find behind-the-scenes footage of…

Part of the fun of starring in porn (other than…

Is it just us, or does Halloween make you want to…

First of all, we should say that Titan Media has long since won over our hearts (and loins!) with their hot models and high production values; they totally rule the gay porn school. However, we just received our copy of their latest release, “Double Standard”, and honestly, folks in Winnipeg could’ve heard our collective sigh of frustration when we pulled it from its discreet UPS packaging. Not because it doesn’t look hot (hello, have you SEEN Rick Van Sant’s ass?) but because they’ve once again resorted to the tried and true Titan Media Graphic Design Template™–which is starting to look a little too tried if you ask us. C’mon: doesn’t that box cover look a little familiar? Let’s refresh your memory …

Ever since Joe Gage made the instant gay porn classic “Arcade On Route 9″ a few years ago we’ve been anxiously awaiting each of his subsequent releases to see when he’ll come up with one worthy of joining it on our (very short) list of favorite skin flicks of all time. That’s admittedly a lot to ask of any porn director. So when we say that “Chainsaw” doesn’t quite hit those same splooge-drenched heights it’s not meant as much of a criticism as it may sound: since nearly anything Gage does is better than most of what comes down our pipe (*ahem*), to say it’s still one of our favorite skin flicks so far this year isn’t as much of a contradiction as it may sound either.