When we’re lazing in our pool in The Pines, our first instinct is to grab onto the nearest inflatable floater and hang on. These two will do nicely. Photog Justin Monroe presents us with a whole set of sexy males who float more than our boat.
This week’s shirtless celebrities have fucking on the brain. Two of them refuse to get out of bed. One won’t leave the bedroom at all. All of them are nearly naked with sex on the brain. Well, if not on theirs, it’s def on ours. From soccer to bloodsuckers, we want to ease our favorite famous males out from under the covers.
Waiter, we’ll take a giant serving of today’s soup, please. Pour it all in a swimming pool, and once you add the South American seasoning, hand us our napkin — we’re ready to dive right in. No spoon needed. This pool is filled with Brazilian bouillon, splashing about. Lucky the cameraman who caught all the action.
In one of those bizarro instances of WTF?, this blurry photo of a Levi Poulter’s booty atop another dude’s legs had skyrocketed in Tumblr popularity, hitting well over 5,800 likes and re-posts in just a month. It’s a nice photo, but why the insane interest? We at Fleshbot will offer some reasons.
Next is the Andrew Christian sponsored porn film, which we’d gladly watch. But until then we’ve got the underwear maker’s latest journey into an intense gay male homoerotic hard sell. Emphasis on hard. A dude is invited to a pool party, where everyone in it is like a summer at the Pines, dancing about the pool in skimpy briefs that enhance their bulges so much, we thought we were watching this in 3D.
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Matthew Rush leaving Falcon Studios had us hankering for some seriously old school smut from the gay porn stalwart. It’s good to see their quality has been high throughout their history.
This vintage clip from the movie “Plunge” offers all the things that made Falcon what it was in the early days: buff, hairless guys with big hair and tanlines fucking by the pool. The only thing hotter and gayer in the ’80s was Tom Cruise playing shirtless volleyball in “Top Gun.” Though the clip is short, it’s easy to see why Falcon has always been such a great success. They get the hottest guys and just let them have at it. While we love a great set and story and costumes and all that stuff, when it comes to smut more than anything else, it’s the sex that sells. Falcon did great things before it had it’s “lifetime exclusive” mascot Matthew Rush and, as much as some wouldn’t like to think so, they’re going to be making awesome flicks now that he’s gone too. May we suggest an animated character for their next mascot though. He can never leave.
