Geesh! Athletes in Europe just can’t keep their clothes on! In the July 2012 issue of Cosmopolitan UK, several of Great Britain’s sexiest jocks for the 2012 Olympics show off their stunning, fully naked bods. Why? Why ask why? Just enjoy and drool. On your marks. Get Set. Go!
We’re talking about you, queen. What do you get when you pair the rippling bare muscles of male Olympian hopefuls with the highest of haute couture? A drag queen’s dilemma. Should she steal the man, or the dress?
We love hot guys in Speedos as much as the next queen, but when they’re inspirational, gold-metal-winning, Australian athletes-well, that is just like a gift from heaven. So, thank God for Matthew Mitcham.
For those of you who don’t know, he was the only non-Chinese diver to win a gold metal in the Beijing Olympics and one of the few openly gay Olympians to compete. Not only did he win, but he did it with the highest-scoring dive in Olympic history. And you thought he was just a sexy bottom!
The Advocate has one of the first American interviews with the stud (which we haven’t gotten around to reading yet, cause we’re like that) and Adam Perry took some unbelievable photos of the boy. Pornstars and male models are great, but we love that there is a role model out there like Matthew who is brave enough to come out even when it is probably in his financial best interest to stay in the closet. And, come on, if you’re going to have a role model, he might as well be a smoking blonde Australian! Some great words from Mitcham (and even better images) in the video below.
By this point in the Olympics (they are still…
We sure have been talking a lot about wrestling recently, haven’t we? But there’s been a lot to talk about–and now there’s another story. Henry Cejudo is the pint-sized powerhouse who won gold in Beijing in the freestyle 55 kg (121 pound) category. The son of Mexican immigrants, Cejudo has come a long way–but clearly, he’s come out on top. Click the thumbnail to check out Henry rocking his bulge immediately after his wins at the Olympics and the 2007 Pan American wrestling championship, and marvel at the glory of the American dream.
Attention, bear fanciers of the world: we are with you. We understand your whimpers of despair every time reruns of “Tool Time” with furball drillbit Richard Karn are interrupted by breaking news about the hot but hairless and chunk-free Michael Phelps. Sadly, given the general need for speed that the Olympics demand, finding fuzzy hotness hasn’t been easy to do in Beijing. But then we stumbled across the hunka-hunka shotput-tossing love that is American track and field champion Christian Cantwell, and … well if that’s what stumbling’s about, it deserves to be an Olympic sport all its own. Check our adoring gallery of the silver medal-winning Cantwell after the jump.
While some folks are just now discovering those (possibly enhanced) photos of Michael Phelps showing off the aerodynamic properties of the new Speedo LZR Racer at its launch event last February, we here at Fleshbot have always had a patriotic interest not only in the stunning verticality of his junk but in the way it competes for our attention with that Olympics ring-festooned pubic bone of his as well. (There’s a reason it was mentioned in the New York Times last week, you know.) See a couple more reasons why he’s making us proud to be American after the jump.
We were totally wondering where we could see more…
Would you believe us if we said that we could summarize the wonder, the glory, the not-so-subtle homoeroticism, and the absolute hotness of the 2008 Olympics in one single photo? A photo that does not include the ubiquitous Mr. Phelps, even? Well, we can—and we have. Click the thumbnail and check it out in all its Tiger Beat-esque glory …
We’re glad that there are even more dedicated…
