After weeks of harassing their followers on Twitter and recruiting their porn families to do the same, five lucky fuckstuds were crowned winners in the Fleshjack Boys Contest yesterday. In case you’ve been in a coma since 1992, Fleshjacks are a divine gift from the World of Porn: a realistic mold of your favorite pretend boyfriend‘s cock or ass that’s always open and ready to be violated. Any time, any place. In fact, we’ve got one latched onto our bits right now. Just give us a second…

Here are our favorite boys from Guys with…

Maurice here is one of 30 models competing for…

So that crafty porn star Mason Wyler is offering a contest on his blog—and you know that we’re just dying to enter.

The winner gets an all-expenses paid weekend with Wyler in one of five exotic locations and $1000. Oh, and they get to do whatever they want to little old Mason and his delicious asshole. Getting paid to fuck a porn star? That’s even sweeter than the gig we already have! The rules are simple: you have to send a picture of your face and torso and a sign saying what you’ll do to La Wyler should you win the contest. Along with the pic, send a description of all the nasty things you’d like to do to him. He says he and his BF are going to post five finalists on the website and the readers get to vote on the winner. We think that in this competition, everyone has already come out on top. Our submission for what we want to do to Mason Wyler’s ass after the jump.

For a medium that’s supposed to make all our wildest sexual fantasies into reality, porn sure has been causing us more than our fair share of nightmares lately–or at the very least some vaguely disturbing daydreams. Which is why we were glad to hear about AMG Brasil’s latest promotional stunt, in which one lucky viewer will be rewarded by having his (or, less likely, her) own wildest sexual scenario become the subject of a segment in the studio’s upcoming “Suruba: Duro”. Before you get too excited and start pounding away at your keyboard, however, note that the studio will be filming the winning scenario using a cast of Brazilian talent exclusively. So if your fantasy involves an after-hours Xerox machine gangbang pile-up with the entore male cast of “Mad Men” … well, we’re afraid you just might have to make arrangements to film that one yourself. Full contest details after the jump.

You know the feeling: there you are happily jerking off to a video clip you found somewhere in the wilds of the interweb when all of a sudden your concentration is broken by the fact that it happens to be labeled all wrong. (Surely we’re not the only ones who pay attention to things like that?) Over on the hetero side of Fleshbot we’ve been trying out this “crowdsourcing” thing all the kids are talking about these days by enlisting our readers’ help to identify porn scenes which have been mislabeled or not labeled at all, and since we’ve been able to reunite several grateful porn fans with the true source of their favorite fap material we thought we’d try the same thing here. Read on after the jump to see how our first gay-flavored Porn Scene Investigation needs you to help solve it.

We had no idea this was happening, but did you know that “beautiful nude bodies are in our main stream [sic] TV shows, such as; [sic] Sex in the City, Californication, Nip/Tuck, and most R rated movies”? It’s true! And the non-grammarians who wrote that sentence want to see your own (hopefully) beautiful nude manly body in their new adult reality show—especially if you have a ginormous wang: “Entrants who pride themselves on their stallion qualities will perform live for the online casting event.”

Black Scorpion Video may have only been around for barely two years, but that’s like decades in the porn universe. So it’s not terribly surprising that the seasoned smut veterans have decided to launch a new product line. What is surprising is the name of the line: Black Rat Video, which seems awfully pestilent for such a classy classy label. Which may be way they’re asking for your help to find a suitably warm and cuddly name and “distinctive personality” for the new Black Rat mascot. (Side note: Who ever remembers a mascot name anyway? Did the Tidy Bowl Man have a name? Or that duck from the AFLAC commercials? Or the Jolly Green Giant? Didn’t think so!)

If you haven’t been paying attention around here (and why not?), we mentioned last week that although we were impressed with the content of Raging Stallion’s recently released “The 4th Floor”, we thought the title was sort of irrelevant. So we asked you to rename it with some 007 flair–which is also pretty irrelevant, except it’s a perfect tie-in for that “For Your Eyes Only”-style cover. Well the polls have closed, we’ve tallied the results, and the winner is ….

Team Fleshbot is (mostly) in agreement that there’s something off about the cover for Raging Stallion’s new release, “The 4th Floor”. Yes, the men are hot (Logan McCree, won’t you please gaymarry us?) and yes, the camerawork looks amazing. But something’s just not working for us, and we’re pretty sure it’s the title. To judge from the official studio copy blurb, it sounds like the film is set on the fourth floor of some building somewhere. But that hardly counts as a plot, now does it? So the only reason we can think of why someone would choose a title like “The 4th Floor” is because (a) it sounds vaguely menacing, and (b) since numbers generally precede letters in alphabetized lists, “The 4th Floor” would appear near the top of all “new release” lists. (Yeah, it sounds pretty sloppy to us too.)

We think the folks at QueerClick have hit upon a fabulous contest idea with their recurring “Aural Sex” feature, in which they present a brief soundbyte of amateur porn scene guys fucking and ask their readers to guess who they are.

In one very important sense, everyone who entered the second installment of our Masturbation Or Sex? contest is a winner! But in another sense, Fleshbot reader Fitz Rhapsody (who clocked in with 9 out of 10 correct responses) is the only winner who really matters. Fitz , we’ll be contacting you via your Fleshbot commenter page to let you know how to claim your fabulous prize; everyone else can click through to see the answers so you can a learn a little something for next time. Or at least console yourself with pictures of hot naked men.

Today’s the last day to enter the second (=gay!) installment of our Sex or Masturbation Contest: leave your guesses in the comments by 5pm EST. Come on, you know you want to. (Or at least you want one of these.)

We had so much fun with our first Masturbation Or Sex? Contest that we decided to do another one … and this time, we’re going gay! (Isn’t everyone?) If you fancy yourself a master masturbator, now’s your chance to prove it. Show us that you can tell the difference between a solo and a duet and you’ll have a chance to win a fabulous (and sexy) prize. More details and photos after the jump.

Not to worry if sugary treats aren’t your thing: we’re pretty sure the Easter eggs in Eurocreme’s holiday contest aren’t the terribly fattening kind. (Unless you start licking your monitor, that is, and even then we have it on good authority that dust is low in fat anyway.)