Battle Of the Whip It Out: Our Picks

October 10, 2012
BRADFORD-MATTHEWS

The only thing more irritating than a hot guy on Grindr that "only has one photo" is a hot guy on Grindr that claims to not have any dick pics. Yeah, right. It doesn't matter who you are or what you look like—we've all stood in the mirror and tried to find an angle that makes our dick look biggest. We're gay. It's what we do. And creepy photos of your ex fucking you don't count. Nobody wants to see that.

In honor of the "whip it out" dick pic, Manhunt is running a contest to see who's got the sausage most likely to be sucked. They've rounded up 26 bathroom flashers for your judgement, and the winner will receive the satisfaction of knowing Manhunt users would fuck you over 25 other hopefuls. You can cast an official vote at Manhunt Daily, but not before taking our opinion into account, because it's the only one that matters. Duh.

Here's the top five contestants we'd like to see in the winner's circle:

1. Contestant H: This guy better win. He's got the cutest face by far, and the nice, plump dick he's got hanging out the front of his khakis doesn't hurt. We wouldn't mind taking it like this.

2. Contestant B: This guy comes in close second because he'd probably never fuck us in real life. Contestant H probably would. When he's not flashing the world via train bathroom, this guy is probably pretty selective when it comes to choosing a suitor for his dick. The popped collar says it all…

3. Contestant E: This dude is pretty cute. We'd probably fuck him even if he didn't buy us a drink first. But not at the bar.

4. Contestant U: We'd fuck this guy for his patio furniture, not the 2-for-$10 Aéropostale shirt he's wearing. He's the only contestant that appreciates outdoor sex, so he'd probably let us bum a smoke from that pack on the table while riding his dick.

5. Contestant D: We love a man in uniform! Just hold your dirty laundry in our face while you fuck us from behind, and make sure your wife is going to be out all day.