If you started out your work week by thinking "I do NOT want to see a fat flopping Dutch cock in the shower," then you are in for a huge disappointment.
As you can see, Matt Landry's body is absolute perfection in the new Netflix movie, and that ass is conversion therapy for any bottoms wanting to be tops.
...but now the dry spell is over, and mama needs to lay down a tarp.
Do you want to cover this Samoa...n with your nutty drizzle? Nope, abort mission.
My dream to being tag teamed to within an inch of my life by lookalikes Ian Somerhalder circa Rules of Attraction and Chace Crawford circa Gossip Girl seems like it's kinda starting to congeal!
You won't have any leftovers in your sac :(
If you were watching Alien: Covenant for something a little less subtle, you might have enjoyed the scene in which Walter teaches David to play the flute, which included the sure-to-be-infamous line "I'll do the fingering."
SEW, let's get back to the batter on your hand. Reggie 2.0, Charles Melton, has delivered high fashion editorial realness in his modeling career, but the real magic happened when he went nude during an acting challenge.
If the 45-minute long trailer for the Dynasty reboot is any indication, it looks like Rick isn't going to let us down!
In case you haven't heard, there was an unbelievable gay sex scene on last night's episode of American Gods, and you can check out the highlights right here!
The season goes out with a bang. Literally.
Finally we see what Max has been hiding all these years.
Max Riemelt's blonde ass cheek fuzz is here for you!
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