10 Times Pete Buttigieg And Chasten Buttigieg Were Too Erect For Each Other

September 6, 2019 | Posted in Editorial Features by his_excellency

Everyone knows that the fattest, juiciest, thiccest azz in the country belongs to Pete Buttigieg. In fact it might be so fat that it won't even fit inside the Oval Office. We have to think about logistics people! The thirty-seven-year-old presidential hopeful and his obese dumper got hitched to my arch-nemesis Chasten Buttigieg in 2018, and the two are so damn thirsty for each other on social media that it gives me pause/lowkey turns my genitals inside out.

Chasten's the main offender here, but for as measured as Pete is, sometimes his big throbbing nizasty Coke can dick gets the best of him and he pines for Chasten on social. You both are too damn erect! Enough. Erections. Also Pete Buttigieg and his My 600 Pound Azz should be pining for ME. So yeah here are the times the two were so grotesque that they were basically un-American:

 

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Looking at you—always.

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9) (Note, no one is allowed to caption anything with "This guy.")

 

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This guy.

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8) (I repeat.)

 

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This guy.

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7) (I repeat.)

 

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This guy.

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6) (This is only thirsty because of Pete's legs. But that's on me. Mama wanna!)

 

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Floatin’

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5) (Again, my bad. This is only thirsty because I need to inhale Pete's face up my butt here.)

 

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4)

 

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One of us ran 13 more miles than the other. Congrats, babe!

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3)

 

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We ❤️SB

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2)

 

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❤️

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1) (And finally, the tweet that made me throw my phone across the room and  join Justin Bieber's cult.)

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