Hard Cock Skateboard Sword fight In Freakishly Hot Short

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I am literally the boy who cried dick, which is why I feel like Ariel when she loses her voice when I see something that is literally a complete anus melter, like the freakishly hot Norwegian short flick Anti Reproductive Mating Ritual featuring hard sword fighting skateboarding cocks and a frankly munchable set of swinging balls! And one of the dudes is even a ginger! Words... elude me. But I'm going to try to break down this panty destroying hawtness, because unlike dummy Ariel, at least I can write. Barely, but enough to hold down a job.

NE WAYS, there's really not much in the way of plot when it comes to Anti Reproductive Mating Ritual, but here's what the folks at Mr. Man were able to muster up:

Anti Reproductive Mating Ritual (2017) is a Norwegian movie about two beautiful young men who are skateboarding in a parking lot set against a dramatic landscape. They begin to connect and undress, skating naked as they start an intimate ritual of their own. 

The two stars of the film, Scandinavian sexpots Tor Erik Bøe and Sjur Nyvold, show full nudity as they skateboard outside! We get to admire them at all angles when Tor and Sjur get erect as they bump their stiff members against one another. It's a one-eyed hand shake! They later show their peens outside in the cold in another intimate ritual that shows them seductively flirting and touching one another. 

 

 

The mesmerizing, dreamy slo-mo choreography highlights all the best attributed of these two toned hotties, and really gets me thinking about stuff and things. Mostly - which cock I want to reproduce with first! The floppy one obvs. Check out the insanely fappable scene below as well as some desktop background options in the gallery at the top of the page and let us know if these guys have you performing a ritual on yourself!

 

Tagged in: sword fights, movie nudity, norwegian, gay movies, blonde, ginger, uncut

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