Chris Pratt Named Man of Style But ISN’T ABOUT THAT WORLD

Chris Pratt was crowned "Man of Style" for InStyle's upcoming September issue where he looks smoking hot in a lengthy, sexy spread, but rest assured, this wild stallion cannot be tamed! This is still the same ol' Chris that breaks all the rules and says what's what.

Hollywood's new leading man and star of Jurassic World and Jem and the Holograms posted some of the pics from the InStyle shoot to his Instagram, where he provides commentary proving that he's not about this world. Check yourself: Pratt coming to hollywood is like Pocahontas going to England in Disney's Pocahontas 2: Journey to a New World where she challenges court norms with her unbridled spirit, but not like in real life where she was quickly died of tuberculosis. 

Here's some of his commentary:

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@instylemagazine was kind enough to name me September's Man of Style. You can buy the #magazineon the stands now if it pleases you.

This photo shoot was geared toward releasing the #magnificent #magnificent7Movie in theaters September 23rd.

Full disclosure I did not pick out any of the clothes which is kinda funny for a guy who is called the "man of style" I mostly like T shirts with American flags on them. Usually I go for the one on the top of the "shirt pile" but I want to promote this nice magazine called In Style Magazine because everyone who was there that hot day we were doing the photo shoot was really nice. They had nice food spread out. And they played good country music. And there were horses all over the place. I feel like I took some pictures with some horses but those didn't make the magazine. Maybe I accidentally closed my eyes or maybe the horse's agent threw a Hollywood bitch fit for some reason. The people who picked out the clothes have good style. No doubt. Oh! They even gave me a shirt!!!! Such a nice shirt. Like a flannel shirt but made out of pajamas and the thing cost like $500 or something ridiculous but they just gave it to me!!! So. Anyways. Hopefully this helps them at least sell $500 worth of magazines to make up for that sweet ass shirt. It's up in Washington so I can't send a pic right now of the shirt. But trust me. It's great.

Omg keeping it real much?

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In this photo I try to casually put my left hand in my pocket but the pants are so tight I get the tip of three fingers in. Also I was sweating so bad they give me that hat.

Okay honestly that's a super cute shirt.

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Here I'm pretending to itch my neck in a Canadian tuxedo. Also, I am squinting. And thinking, 'Hmm, is it smokey in here? Am I allergic to smoke? Does it make my neck itchy?"

Remember that ditch that Pratt's character Andy Dwyer lived in at the beginning of Parks and Recreation? That's his home IRL. 

IDK why I'm giving Pratt so much shit, obviously I would fuck him sideways! Check out the rest of his manly shoot in the gallery! 

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