Actor Pierson Fodé Is So Sexy It Will Hurt Your Prostate

Pierson Fodé made the rounds last month for the VOD release of his indie flick Naomi and Ely's No Kiss List, in which he plays a gay man who falls for the same guy as his female friend. The storyline has never been done before. "Farm boy" Pierson is so insanely hot it's disorienting, and if you haven't seen his Insta, hold on to your hole, because it's damn sexy. Fodé's face is like a composite of everyone I've ever loved including lots of Matt Bomer, a dash of Peter Gallagher circa While You Were Sleeping, and a heaping spoonful of my all time number one, Jack Falahee from How To Get Away With Murder. ::Panting:: Eyebrows, eyebrows, everywhere. If I looked like this I would for sure learn to suck my own dick. For sure. 

Unless you watch The Bold and The Beautiful, you've probably mostly seen Pierson is pap pics with girlfriend and Naomi co-star Victoria Justice. They've been together for way too long, and since I think of ol' Vicky as the newer, sluttier looking money machine that Nickelodeon replaced iCarly's Miranda Cosgrove with, I just can't approve. I'm sure they'll be devastated to hear. 

Pierson's Instagram has a good attractive guy balance of sexiness, crazy vanilla humor, and just enough douche-ness to really wet your dick.

 

When you pick out the best pumpkin.... #Satisfaction

A photo posted by Pierson Fodé (@piersonfode) on Sep 25, 2015 at 3:14pm PDT

 

Subway lighting=on point #NoTraffic

A photo posted by Pierson Fodé (@piersonfode) on Sep 15, 2015 at 4:16pm PDT

 

What do you see behind the eyes? Loving this intense shoot I did with @kodemag (Crew tagged)

A photo posted by Pierson Fodé (@piersonfode) on Aug 25, 2015 at 5:20pm PDT

 

Got weird with @bellomag and @williamcallan creating our ode to (one of my favorite john Hughe's films) the Breakfast Club! Check out my take on The Criminal, The Brain, and The Athlete! Download available through the Bello app

A photo posted by Pierson Fodé (@piersonfode) on Aug 20, 2015 at 1:19pm PDT

 

Who's man mug is that I see on the cover of @fantastics ?? Oh it's mine! Go check out the full story at fantasticsmag.com shot by the lovely @ninamduncan !!! #beard #beardedman

A photo posted by Pierson Fodé (@piersonfode) on Jul 22, 2015 at 4:24pm PDT

 

A candid from the @sunsetwasteland shoot, love the beach! Who's coming next time??

A photo posted by Pierson Fodé (@piersonfode) on Jun 13, 2015 at 5:09pm PDT