2008, 2:17 plus extras

No director credited

With: Andi Heart, Megan Murray, Madelyn Marie, Sloan Darcy, Vannah Sterling, Vanessa Monet, Jessica Lynn, Brianna Beach, Beverly Hills, Madison Moore, Larin Lane, Mya Mason, Darryl Hanah

There may be nothing as visually appealing in porn as the blow job; the sheer thrilling beauty of stiff man meat being focused on by the mouth, hands and eyes of a pretty girl is the ultimate vicarious experience. The people behind "13 Cum Hungry Cocksuckers #8" clearly know this and have given us a winner in the crowded field of fellatio-centric titles.

Some of the young girls here introduce themselves, tell what they love about giving head, offer tips and techniques, then get down to business. Others have less to say, though plenty still to do with their tongues. This is basically a POV show, with the camera positioned for the most part behind the shoulder of an unseen guy as he sits on a chair, his legs spread to allow a girl to kneel or squat between them and suck away. The girls look into the camera -- at us -- while they lick and pump dick; occasionally a girl will "slip" and look away slightly to make eye contact with the actual guy she's blowing. Some girls talk during the act; others just moan, or gag.

None of the men are identified, and only one shows his face -- for a split second. It appears that about four cocks are doing all the hard work over the 13 scenes. So this is not the type of program that usually appeals to female viewers, who tend to want an emotional connection with the object of their once-removed lust, or at least want to see that connection between the performers on screen.

But this is just carping when you have an awesome array of head-givers like those entertaining us here.

1. Andi Heart. This young blonde cutie (and DVD box cover girl) resembles Elisha Cuthbert. Hello. With her little-girl voice she explains her technique and you think, Okay, that sounds good. But when she shows her technique it, it's awesome to behold. Andi works on a thick, midsize cock and is able to deep-throat it for minutes at a shot, not even coming up for air and keeping her arms spread wide over the guy's thighs as her head speedily bobs up and down. If you can make it through her scene without popping your cork -- you won't, at least not on first viewing -- there are 12 other wonders to behold. But this is a hell of a way to start a DVD.

2. Megan Murray. No introductory remarks by this young redhead. The Amanda Bynes type is already sucking away on a huge fat schlong when we fade in on her. She can't get much more that the head into her mouth, but she makes up for that with lots of licking, spitting, pulling and nasty talking. She really likes it when her hand speed results in a sudden spray across her pretty face.

3. Madelyn Marie. This MM is no blonde, but rather a dark-skinned sex kitten, who says she's 21 and first gave head at age 17. "I felt bad" about doing it, she says, "but I liked it." Indeed she does appear to like it very much as she works on a midsize cock. No Andi Heart, she has to take frequent breathing breaks. When the guy cums on her tongue she quickly spits it out, a two-point deduction in my book.

4. Sloan Darcy. A very, very interesting girl. Sloan has short blonde hair, brown eyes and piercings in her tongue, nipples, navel and nostril. And from the first look she gives us, it's clear that she has a head for head. "It's time to suck some dick," she notes as she crawls naked to the lucky dork. She likes it a little rough, from making herself gag and slapping her face with the tool, to allowing the guy to manhandle her and force himself down her throat. She happily swallows the sperm.

5. Vannah Sterling. Vannah is another dark-skinned brunette with a pretty face, lots of hair and a sweet disposition. But she's given a huge, uncut cock to co-star with, and she can barely get more than the head in. She keeps trying, though, resulting in lots of gagging, tears, snot and "I'm sorry's" coming out of her. The poor girl seems to be having a tough day at the office, but is clearly pleased when sperm gets spread around her tongue.

6. Vanessa Monet. Vanessa, on the other hand, can swallow a dick, and do it with a smile and a laugh. Granted, she's working with a smaller unit that Vannah had, but this black beauty with natural breasts gives a saliva-filled sword-swallowing demonstration that will leave you drained, literally. And she's another happy semen drinker.

7. Jessica Lynn. Pretty blonde Jessica claims she sucked her first peepee when she was "13 or 14." She clearly has practiced since then, and gives the lucky stud a comparatively dry but meaningful BJ, and jerks him off onto her face without blinking.

8. Brianna Beach. After Andi Heart, Brianna's my favorite girl on the disc. This cute blue-eyed blonde with pert natural breasts has a winningly devious charm, declaring at the outset "how much I like to suck PEEnis." She admits she can't deep-throat, but is creative in other ways, including teasing the hard cock lightly with her tongue, licking the balls, pulling the sac and slapping the shaft repeatedly. This guy may have the stiffest dick on the disc, which is totally understandable. When Brianna finally lets him come, she proves to be a gleeful swallower.

9. Beverly Hills. This hot little brunette (wearing a bit too much eye makeup) points out that she "likes sloppy blow jobs ... I'm a little slut." She goes on to demonstrate with the same oversized salami that Vannah had so much trouble with. She rubs her pussy and gets the guy to cum with his dickhead in her mouth, and she guzzles it down.

10. Madison Moore. A natural (and makeup-free) dirty blonde, Madison claims age 21 and says this is only her sixth scene on camera. "I like to get to the point," she says bluntly as we cut to her doing just that, giving a slow, deep and soulful sucking to the happy recipient. The super-close close-ups in HD of her blemished face, however, do her no favors.

11. Larin Lane. This well-spoken 22-year-old with long blonde hair has a classy look that makes her claim that "I'm a sex freak ... I'm a nymphomaniac" a little hard to believe. But she makes believers out of us all as she goes wild on Big Fat Cock, ultimately jerking the trouser snake off onto her tongue.

12. Mya Mason. This tall, skinny, light-skinned black girl has exotically beautiful eyes and a sweet and shy mien. She giggles and speaks softly during her intro, then gets unbelievably nasty once in the presence of a stiff one. "I love your nut sac," Mya whispers to her boy, and you totally believe it. Lots of stringy saliva and speed-pumping of her fist throughout.

13. Darryl Hanah. Darryl, the veteran performer of the bunch, brings things to a satisfying climax. The statuesque, all-natural blonde beauty states upfront: "Sucking dick is something I feel like I was born to do ... I kinda leave the planet when I give head." She gets to play with the same whopper that Megan Murray enjoyed, and while she remains earthbound, her eyes convey total ecstasy -- and they don't blink when she manually draws out the manload all over her face and hair.

                                                        THE DVD

The disc is par for the current course in HD porn: widescreen picture; good sound mix (even the girls' whispery sweet nothings as they gobble gonads are audible); simple main menu; full-motion scene menus highlighting each girl; a very generous 78 chapter cues.

The extras include a stills gallery, company info for Madness Pictures and, chiefly, six Madness trailers: "12 Nasty Girls Masturbating Volume 11," "13 Cum Hungry Cocksuckers #7," "Security Cam Chronicles Volume 9," "Getting Stoned #2," "Malibu's Most Latin #2" and "Legal Tender Volume 3." Lots of Madness girl overlap here.

                                                 THE LAST WORD

I could complain about this disc's shortage of good views of all the girls' nude bodies, or the single-mindedness of the cocksucking theme, or the objectification of the anonymous guys, who are unseen save for their dicks. But I won't. The 13 hot girls here vary greatly in look, size, shape, attitude and sucking style. Most importantly, they all convince us that they really really love giving head, not just by their words but by their oral action. Cock-hardening throughout its nearly 2-and-a-half-hour running time, don't even think about making it all the way through this video Viagra in one sitting. Many viewings' worth of stroking material await.