Genres: Feature, Gonzo, Classroom, Teacher, Tattoos, Bisexual

Director: Joanna Angel
Writers: Joanna Angel & Shawn Alff
Editor: Woody All-In Camera: Mike Quasar

Cast: Aiden Ashley, Joanna Angel, Rocky Emerson, Charlotte Sartre, Dante Colle, Quinton James, Lance Hart

Length: 2 hours 8 minutes

Date of Release: March 2, 2021

Extras: Scene-Specific Slideshows, Menu-Selectable Trailers

Condoms: None

Audio/Video Quality: Excellent overall on both fronts. There was one camera bobble I caught but other than that it was great.

Overview: Joanna Angel and friends are back and they've added a couple of new players to the mix to shake things up for this web series turned DVD release. I don't know if it will be a continuing series but it should be. It's based on the premise of traffic school, which many will be familiar with but unlike the classes I've attended this one is filled with fun one-liners, concepts, and copulation. Check it out!

Scene 1: Rocky Emerson, Quinton James

While putting together my facts on these two performers, I noticed an oddity in their award nominations. Rocky Emerson, the tall brunette drink of water, has been nominated by the Inked Awards in numerous categories and been basically overlooked by other organizations while Quinton James, the muscular and good-looking dude's nominations are the exact opposite. I think that should be corrected ASAP and perhaps this is the scene to do it as it shows off their acting chops which come off as completely natural-looking and sounding.

When the duo gets tasked by Joanna to go wash Rocky's car and the two start stripping down and soaping up I was hoping we would see some public pounding on the hood but Rocky thinks they should go somewhere private which ends up being a storeroom. Rocky's eyes gleam as she gazes up while gagging on Quinton's cock. There are a couple of light sources in this storeroom, making for some interesting shadow play as their flesh slaps together, Rocky braced against a shelving unit. James is like a machine and also resourceful, pulling a little stool into the frame so he can grab a snack between Rocky's thighs, making sure to share a taste with her.

Her body quivers and her breathing stops for moments at a time as the action swaps between oral, hard pounding, and digital manipulation which has her squirting on the floor. Between the shelf and the stool, the two get in plenty of hard pounding action in a number of positions which are probably both uncomfortable and somewhat precarious at times. His load ends up getting deposited on her tongue before the acting, music, and storyline come back into play.

Scene 2: Aiden Ashley, Dante Colle

Aiden is no stranger to award nominations, having earned some for almost a decade now. The thing that often surprises me is that she can still get cast for and play roles that have her looking much younger than she is. She's not the only one that can fall into that category but there aren't many that can totally pull it off as she does. Dante Colle is most noted for his work in gay and TS productions but he is becoming a hugely popular performer in straight productions also, having taken home the first-ever XBIZ award for the all-inclusive Performer of the Year category in 2021.

Joanna has decided the class should go outside and listen to traffic while sitting on the median (that would be great if it was included in a BTS segment) but our scene centers around Aiden and Dante who hang back to discuss driving scenarios. After a bit of oral favor trading, the driving begins and it's intense from the get-go. Their bodies start to glow with the sheen of sweat as they move from one position to another, Aiden's hair serving as reins at times. Her eyes are wide, their kisses impromptu and passion-filled, her breathing erratic and her screams becoming like yodeling at one point. Her hair starts to go to hell midway through the romp but her makeup stays perfectly intact even as she rodeo rides and climbs into a 69. A facial as she lies on the teacher's desk brings the action to an end and the funny dialog comes back into play.

Scene 3: Charlotte Sartre, Quinton James

Charlotte Sartre has been part of the Burning Angel family pretty much since she started in this industry, garnering fans' and critics' eyes almost immediately. She's taken home a Performer of the Year award from Altporn along with Best Non-TS Female Performer from the TEAS. She's been kind enough to answer interview questions from me twice now and I have to admit it was her name on the box that lured me to this title in the first place. This is Quinton's first adventure with Burning Angel and it's a pretty good one. He may need to relax a bit to become a regular part of this motley crew who always seem to be shooting films because they like to hang out with each other while getting naked and they also have skillz in the production aspects. With that said, I think he'll fit right in as his swordsmanship and his acting are definitely on par and he is pretty good looking as I mentioned before. (He also makes good car crashing sounds while demonstrating his accident - kudos to the writers for that funny bit)

Speaking of that funny bit, which sets off the action in this scene, Charlotte just appears in Quinton's bedroom and starts masturbating as he recalls the details of the accident and once his tale is done his tongue can get down to business. Fingers join his tongue and Charlotte exercises her soprano register with her approval. Her eyes sparkle when they are open and not showing off her pretty layers of eye shadow. Sartre's oral and rodeo skills are cream of the crop and she can take a pounding and choking with the best of them. During a leg over the shoulder missionary position she begs for a load to her face and Quinton obliges. A slow camera pan after the money shot and a whizz edit (I have no idea what that's actually called) brings us back to the storyline.

Scene 4:

All three members of this trio are some of the most recognized and awarded people in the industry and we at XCritic have covered them in a multitude of ways over the years. Now, Lance and Joanna have performed together before but both he and Lance are new to the Burning Angel world and I guess Joanna said "fuck it" let's go all out here and just shoot a B/B/G scene and you guys can get it on with each other as well as me. Well, that's something that caught me by surprise a bit but I'm familiar with this power trio and even before watching this scene I have an inkling that it will garner some award attention later this year just due to the phenomenal star power involved.

There is plenty of cock sharing and slurping going on here to start things off along with some cunnilingus for good measure. Joanna seems thrilled to help Dante get down on Lance who seems pretty caught up in the moment, Joanna reminding him to keep two hands on the wheel as she climbs aboard him. Joanna gets her derriere drilled as well as licked and Lance gets some backdoor action right after that. I don't know if it was scripted that Angel climbs on top of Lance so Dante can trade holes but the way Dante's words come out it seems as if Joanna just did it spur of the moment. Dante is the top here, Lance the bottom, and Joanna is just a happy 3rd party that gets plenty of dick as they move from the desk to the floor, moaning and cries of ecstasy filling the air. A double jerkoff brings our scene to a climax on Joanna's face.

Final Thoughts: Joanna Angel and friends are back with yet another title that seems about as plausible of a plot as anything else in porn, I.e. not very likely. However, in true Angel style, she fills the plot holes with comedic lines that make the setups and cooldowns as much fun to watch as the sizzling sex. She's gathered a powerhouse cast here, adding Lance Hart, Quinton James, and Dante Colle to the Burning Angel family along with familiar faces like Charlotte Sartre, Rocky Emerson, and Aiden Ashley.

Everyone shows great timing with their lines with Rocky and Quinton starting the action off in the first scene and Joanna herself sharing two of the male newcomers to Burning Angel. I'm not sure if Burning Angel has shot a bisexual scene before but they aren't afraid to break barriers down and carve their own path and I think it's a great thing they produced here and it shows promise as a continuing series (it was originally a web series).

Mike Quasar helms the camera and Woody All-In is the man behind the editing desk tasked with making parts of it into a TikTok video. (Did he do that? I'm not on TikTok but I want to see it!) Overall, as far as comedies in porn go, this is definitely a contender come awards season. Great work everyone, Highly Recommended! (The lack of BTS on this disc was what prevented it from getting our highest rating.)