Grindr Unwrapped 2024: Sex & Pop Culture Tops and Bottoms

December 5, 2024
ALEXANDER

Grindr Unwrapped 2024: Sex & Pop Culture Tops and Bottoms

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It's that favorite time of year when we Grindr users find out just how slutty we are. The app anally, um, annually pulls data from pointed surveys as well as our anonymous profile data to get some truly steamy facts about our hookups. In addition to sex top and bottom ranking, they have also thrown in some of our pop culture obsessions from the year as well. Here's some fun Grindr data we wanted to share.

Taps

Even though most of us hate taps (but still send them) and we even put "no taps" in our profile, a whopping 9.5 BILLION taps were sent on Grindr this last year. Yes, that's right...BILLION. Why???

Albums

We horny gays have shared over 2 billion of our private albums. We don't think these albums are family photos, mostly likely a wide produce variety of eggplants and peaches.

Mature Love

Like your guys mature in age? Well, the top countries with the highest percentage of silver guys were (in order) the US, Australia, Trinidad & Tobago, Venezuela, and Canada.

Twink Love

Want more twink in your life? You might need to renew your passport. The highest percentage of twinks are in (in order) the Netherlands, Switzerland, Belgium, UK, and Brazil. No wonder Bel Ami is not in the US!

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Roar!

Do you go for hairy bears? According to Grindr, they are in (in order) Greece, the US, Ireland, Trinidad & Tobago, and South Africa. Greece was first? That's a lot of hairy beaches!

Feet Lovers?

Do you have a feet obsession? The top countries with "feet" tags were (in order) Italy, Germany, the UK, France, and Israel. The US didn't even rank!

Send Nudes.

The horny guys most apt to share nudes are in (in order) the US, Finland, Australia, Canada, and Norway. We all know Americans love showing off!

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No-Unsolicited Pics.

The top countries NOT sending nudes are (in order) South Africa, India, Italy, Cambodia, and Jordan. Ouch! We hate to think of all of those hot Italians not sharing their salami!

Tagged Terms

Ok, here's what you horny gays are looking for most. Grindr reports these were the most popular searched tags (in order): Hung, trans, bb, dom, and feet. So, to get some attention, be a hung trans dom who barebacks and has pretty feet. Got it!

I Am What I Am

Here are the (in order) the most popular displayed tags. According to Grindr, we are mostly discreet, bi, fwb, kissing, and oral. Awww, how sweet.

Open Relationships

Ok, this Grindr data surprised us. We thought we were super sluts in the US with all the open relationships. Not so! In ranking order, South Korea, Switzerland, Germany, Netherlands, and Denmark. Huh?

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Ok, just like the Oscars, we are leaving some of the best for last. Here are the main categories we just gotta know!

TOPS!

If you want to find a top, Grindr reveals that you need to go to (in order) Jordan, Greece, the US, Singapore, and Peru. Of course, these are all reported profile designations. We've known many tops we have invited over to have the dive into a pillow ass up.

Femme Tops

Runner up to Tops is Femme Tops with the most living in (in order) the UK, Ireland, the US, Australia, and Mexico. Yasss, gurl!

BOTTOMS!

Love eating a peach? For your highest percentage of bottoms, go to (in order) South Africa, South Korea, Japan, Vietnam, and Denmark. And we thought we had a bottom overage in our country!

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Hung Bottoms

Like your bottoms with a big dick? Head to (in order) France, Canada, Germany, Brazil, and Switzerland.

VERSE!

If you like a good flip session in the bedroom, Grindr suggests you head to (in order) Finland, Austria, Germany, Australia, and Hungary.

A Side of Beef

Don't want all the mess of anal and just want to be a side? Find your fellow side in (in order) Singapore, Philippines, Japan, New Zealand, and Australia.

Foreplay!

How do you foreplay? Grindr reports that the most popular foreplay (in order) is kissing, oral, rimming, handjobs, and frottage.

And...for the grand finale!

Favorite Sex Position!

What do we horny sluts like doing most in the bedroom? In order, we like missionary, doggy style, 69ing, side action, and spooning. Are we really that boring??? LOL.